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During the war, the nation began to distrubute into many factions including COADC-Loyalists, the depleated remains of the Royal Army, and numerous conflicting resistance factions. The Royal army, though deprived of all strategically important weapons in the beginning of the war, maintained command and authority and held back the advancing front of the COADC. COADC-Loyalists, though few, dusguised themselves as citizens and memebers of different factions and betrayed resistance and gave away their positions to Coalitionary forces. COADC efforts, though furious were not concentrated enough to fight determined forces, as well as they were pre-occupied with much more significant Nationstates. The Summer War was nearly devestating for the Nation but was absolutely useless to the COADC, and after 3 months of war much of the forces departed "on temporary leave" leaving some administration behind. | During the war, the nation began to distrubute into many factions including COADC-Loyalists, the depleated remains of the Royal Army, and numerous conflicting resistance factions. The Royal army, though deprived of all strategically important weapons in the beginning of the war, maintained command and authority and held back the advancing front of the COADC. COADC-Loyalists, though few, dusguised themselves as citizens and memebers of different factions and betrayed resistance and gave away their positions to Coalitionary forces. COADC efforts, though furious were not concentrated enough to fight determined forces, as well as they were pre-occupied with much more significant Nationstates. The Summer War was nearly devestating for the Nation but was absolutely useless to the COADC, and after 3 months of war much of the forces departed "on temporary leave" leaving some administration behind. | ||
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| Type of Government | Emtacial Imperial Order | ||||
| Founding Date | May 10 2003 | ||||
| Founding Document | Declaration of a New Order | ||||
| Capital | Calypsar | ||||
| Head of State | Emtax Sven Stardvartsen (Emtax, former Elita representative) | ||||
| Population | 6.2 Billion | ||||
| Currency | Lynxion | ||||
| Official Language | Sablaägar, Jänsardenjas, Swedish, Russian (Official), numerous Scando-Slavic Dialects | ||||
The Scando-Slavic Imperial State of Lynxy_turd is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 6.233 billion are ruled by a mostly-benevolent Emtacial Imperial Order, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives yet setting strict regulations on almost every aspect of everyday life. Immigration, Emigration and visits to other nations is outlawed unless it has diplomatic, political, or military nature and per grant of the Elita.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 100%. Much of the Nations Income comes from production of high-quality weapons, and mining. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, followed by classfied and Experimental Technology often time involving humans.
Euthanasia is legal, Lynxy_turd is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, major cities are suffering under water and food rationing as a way to maintain order and control its occupants. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive Combine Armed Correction Force (CACF) and progressive social policies in education and welfare.
History:
The Nation of Lynxy Turd was founded in early 2003 by a group of free-will Russian and Scandinavian occupants. The settlers discovered that the land, though cold and climatically unstable, was rich in resources of all types. Once firm settlements emerged, the exponentially growing populace formed a government based on the ideas of Socialist Democracy. Government ran well with minimum competition and outside interference, population increased rapidly, as well as the defense budget. Until one day Russia and Scandinavian nations revoked the nations right for sovereign existence and the Nation became a conjoined colony. Despite that the nation lost its independence, the economy continued to prosper due to effective administration and social programs. Several years later when the number of nations and colonies increased worldwide, the investment in Lynxy_turd began to fall due to lack of foreign interest. The nation then became semi-independent with Royal administration, the chief omnipresent colonizers continued the heavy taxation policies on exports and rapidly advancing industry and technology. The nation progressed steadily, until massive war arrived destroying nearly half of wha the nation had produced thus far by the COADC coalition forces in desperate attemps to stop the spread of small nationstates and consumption of valuable territory and resources.
The Summer War:
During the war, the nation began to distrubute into many factions including COADC-Loyalists, the depleated remains of the Royal Army, and numerous conflicting resistance factions. The Royal army, though deprived of all strategically important weapons in the beginning of the war, maintained command and authority and held back the advancing front of the COADC. COADC-Loyalists, though few, dusguised themselves as citizens and memebers of different factions and betrayed resistance and gave away their positions to Coalitionary forces. COADC efforts, though furious were not concentrated enough to fight determined forces, as well as they were pre-occupied with much more significant Nationstates. The Summer War was nearly devestating for the Nation but was absolutely useless to the COADC, and after 3 months of war much of the forces departed "on temporary leave" leaving some administration behind.
