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| − | The creation of the [[Klonor#Current_Influential_Persons|Grand Duke Solom Klonor]], and his own personal favorite, the Collostomizer is the national drink of the [[Klonor|Associated Systems of Klonor]] and its citizens. A mixture of Elarian Ale, Whiskey, Vodka | + | The creation of the [[Klonor#Current_Influential_Persons|Grand Duke Solom Klonor]], and his own personal favorite, the Collostomizer is the national drink of the [[Klonor|Associated Systems of Klonor]] and its citizens. A mixture of Elarian Ale, Whiskey, Vodka, and an additional thirteen variaties of alcohol, the standard Collostomizer has enough alcohol within a single glass to induce a coma, followed almost immediately by death, in all but the sturdiest of drinkers. The Duke is rumored to posess a large cache of the beverage behind his bedchambers that is valued at approximately 13 billion florens, the amount of which would be capable of poisoning an estimated 37,000 individuals. |
Tinged slightly blue in appearance, an after-effect of the Elarian Ale within the mixture, the Collostomizer is illegal in all but three nations outside of the Association. Within the Association, with the lack of any regulations on the production, sale, and imbibement of alcohol, the average Klonor citizen has a tolerance high enough to survive one glass of the liquid. After the first glass the chances of survival decrease steadily, though the majority of the population often has enough experience with the drink to know their own particular tolerance. However, there is a divsion of the Associations Police force, referred to as the Dukes Butlers, whose sole duties are immediate responce and first aid to those who are not so well informed as the capabilities of their internal systems. | Tinged slightly blue in appearance, an after-effect of the Elarian Ale within the mixture, the Collostomizer is illegal in all but three nations outside of the Association. Within the Association, with the lack of any regulations on the production, sale, and imbibement of alcohol, the average Klonor citizen has a tolerance high enough to survive one glass of the liquid. After the first glass the chances of survival decrease steadily, though the majority of the population often has enough experience with the drink to know their own particular tolerance. However, there is a divsion of the Associations Police force, referred to as the Dukes Butlers, whose sole duties are immediate responce and first aid to those who are not so well informed as the capabilities of their internal systems. | ||
Revision as of 12:36, 25 April 2006
The creation of the Grand Duke Solom Klonor, and his own personal favorite, the Collostomizer is the national drink of the Associated Systems of Klonor and its citizens. A mixture of Elarian Ale, Whiskey, Vodka, and an additional thirteen variaties of alcohol, the standard Collostomizer has enough alcohol within a single glass to induce a coma, followed almost immediately by death, in all but the sturdiest of drinkers. The Duke is rumored to posess a large cache of the beverage behind his bedchambers that is valued at approximately 13 billion florens, the amount of which would be capable of poisoning an estimated 37,000 individuals.
Tinged slightly blue in appearance, an after-effect of the Elarian Ale within the mixture, the Collostomizer is illegal in all but three nations outside of the Association. Within the Association, with the lack of any regulations on the production, sale, and imbibement of alcohol, the average Klonor citizen has a tolerance high enough to survive one glass of the liquid. After the first glass the chances of survival decrease steadily, though the majority of the population often has enough experience with the drink to know their own particular tolerance. However, there is a divsion of the Associations Police force, referred to as the Dukes Butlers, whose sole duties are immediate responce and first aid to those who are not so well informed as the capabilities of their internal systems.
