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The region consists of 14 nations: The Founder of the region Hapandapenland

The First settlers after the hapdappers Centoz

The Former facistic now Comunistic empire Nemoland

The Peacefull socialists Sound of Lennon

The Warmongering Naturists Tawar

The Islamic Sultanate Al Zarqawi

The Mutated spawn of Nuclearus Worshippers

The Racistic Nation of Cyle

The Capitalistic Nation of Ping

The Psychotic Queendom of Mean Old Ladies

The Psychotic Queendom of Djarg

The Anarchy of Quite Stupid People

The College socailist state of Foster Islands

The Volcanic islands of the inger islands

History

The start: The first settlers in HP was of course the HapDappers. While fishing they had often spotted a coastline in the horizont. One day thet decided to sail there. They found it was a much better place to live, than the Isle of Trials so they settled. A few years after that (about 10), the centorians arrived. The two people quickly became unhappy with each other (this is a liitle amount of time after the stone age), so the Centorians moved north, together with the the continents natives, the Ganubians.

About 150 years later was the arrival of Djark and Dolphum. Centoz and HP had become stronger, and together they forced them to places that where very "barren". The two nations quickly became isolated from the world around them.

The arrival of Nemo Land: It was to be nearly 1300 years before new settlers came along (which mean we are around 1500). The Nemonians came from a very pooor country far, far away. They had been trading with HP for a while and now they came to settle. They agreed with the powerful alliance of Centoz and HP to live in the southern part of the continent.

Soon after came SL or Sound of Lennon. They originally came to find a place to smoke pot in peace but they were okay with the fact that others lived there. ML followed SL and setlled in the middle of the country, to the big annoyance of HP.

The coming of Tawar: A lot of nations came and left again such as "negerjoe" and Djark. But Tawar came to stay. They lived unknown in the region in 50 years until Al-Zarqawian fishermen from the Banana Islands, found a drowned "menschen?". Al-Zarqawi and NW, where both refugees who fled from the reign of terror in Nemo Land. But they werent much better themselves.

Now it was starting to get crowded and people got pissed with each other.

Genocide in Dolphum: The first real conflict was between Dolphum and Nemo Land. The Nemonians quickly conquered The Isle of Dolph and commited an genocide also known as "Oleqaust". Today Nemo Land apologizes and say a such thing will never happen again.

A time of peace: Then came 400 years of Peace with the sympathy of Tawar growing every day. They protected the enviroment and lived in harmony with flora and fauna. But that was all to change.

Crisis in the south: Tawar, Al-Zarqawi and Nuclearus Worshippers got in to a huge conflict about the enviroment. Large bonfires were burning on the shores of Al-Zarawi but all the smoke flew with the wind to Tawar. This apparently agressed Tawar and became the start of the 1st southern crisis. The first crisis

The start: this crisis started with a dispute between the tri nuclear alliance and tawar about the ownership of the banana islands, because the TNA had sold their part of the islands to Happendappenland, and because Al Zarqawi was burning large amounts of wood, and the co2 filled gasses was drifting in over Tawar.

The course of the war: after several disputes, hapandapenland inserted peacekeeping troops on the banana islands (the part which wasn't owned by tawar), and then after threats to enter the war, tawar an TNA declared an uneasy peace.