Acco Spoot

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Acco Spoot
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Title
High Inquisitor
Status
Well
Location
The Floydian State (nation)
Age
32

Acco Spoot is the distant relative of the deceased Archibald Derek Spoot IIX, he spent his life looking for the answers to the greatest of lifes questions and he found them on the dark side of the moon.

History

Born the son of an Electrician (Father) and a Factory Worker (Mother) into near poverty, he was constantly bullied in schools and never seemed to make friends, the closest being defined as nerds, he had no contact with the outside world as he lived in a small village away from any major town or city, the highlight of any day would be a glass of warm milk and cookies, as he grew he became slowly more aware of his surroundings and wanted to see more, much to the dismay of his overprotective mother, she had hidden away such things as Rock and Roll, including the band Pink Floyd who she considered to be "far too scary", when Acco's father left he decided to stay with his mother who had him caged in a thick layer of guilt, soon Acco's mother found another in a town far from his home, he, his brother and his mother moved to the Town soon after, they found new friends in this town but still remained under a sheet of protection from their mother, but now she had let slip Rock music which now flowed out through into Acco's ears, Pink Floyd taking him from the darkness of modern music, his mother became evermore paniced and began to push Acco away attempting to stop the Floyd from taking his son, she failed and Acco stormed out and fled to his father.

Acco's Father let the Floyd wash over Acco as he heard more of the collection, his mother remained spiteful and attempting at every corner to punish Acco, slowly he was driven insane by his mother and eventually he broke out screaming into the night, he spent the next 7 years out on the street surviving on a few pennies a day, his father searched day and night for him wheras his mother had given up, it was out on the street that Acco came across Mr Spoot's Travelling Circus Show, quickly he signed up, the first position he held was that of Elephant dung cleaner, he hated his job and yearned for more, he made friends amongst the Clowns guild and joined amongst the Clowns of Belguim, he was known as one of the greatest Clowns on stage but off stage he was still angered at his mother, Pink Floyd helped becoming more than just music showing him that life really was sh*t and not sugar coating it, when the Circus closed down Acco went along to live in the nation of Spooty amongst his friends, he landed on the shores of Barrett Rock in a town called "Black '44" here he preached his philosophy on Floydism attracting large audiences.

The daily preaching of the works of Barrett, Waters, Mason, Gilmour and Wright had inspired many, he felt proud to be Acco and suddenly had a purpose in life, but he was not the only one to have had the idea of Floydism, apparently a man from Palixia, Philanchez and Tetris L-Shaped Block had also had the idea, he decided to meet the others and come to a sort of unified idea, the Holy Church was set up by a man from Spooty, Palixia, Philanchez and Tetris, now Acco could do this full time, he worked day and night attracting more to the Church including setting up a main Church in Spootopolis (later a city state) he listened day and night to the Floyd and gave sermons on recent events within the Church.