Alexander Kirillovich Kazansky

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President for Life of the United States of Allanea

Former Arch-Treasurer of Greater Prussia

Perhaps the single most important character in Allanean history, Allanea’s eternally young President Alexander Kirillovich Kazansky has been described by his critics as ‘Harry Potter who grew up and got a gun’. Indeed, that saying has a measure of truth to it. Alexander’s face looks like he has eternally frozen in time, staying 18 forever. The man is rumoured to have various supernatural abilities, having personally fought in the First through Third Edolian War and many other conflicts and survived many experiences which have not been known as survivable previously. He has survived the dungeons of Angband, and near-direct hits with nuclear weapons, for example.

During the One Day War Kazansky was away, testing (in Menelmacari-controlled space) the first Anne Coulter Mark VI space fighter, functioning on the principle of the Kazansky Mark II drive that he developed.

REWARD

150,000,000 USD Body must be intact for identification purposes

Contract offered by the Crown of Greater Prussia and the Government of Sentient Peoples

Rumours that the late president has been in love with lady Miriel nos Feanor are based on the diaries of the late Cecil B Demented, a famous Allanean fraud and filmmaker and, given the biography of Demented are not very credible.