Alexius IV
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Alexius IV "Schoolgirl Hammer" is one of the former emperors of Drunken Pagan Weirdos, and is perhaps most famous for his legendary woman-luring skills. Shortly after a ten-year scientific study concluded that Alexius was God’s Gift To Women Everywhere™, he was shot to death by a fembot sent by the evil Dr. Evil. To the right is a famous picture of the deceased emperor wearing his purple “pimp robes” and holding his “magic stick”.
