Aooogah
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| Flag of Aooogah | |
| Motto: DUMAS Reigns Supreme! | |
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| Region | Civfanatica |
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| Capital | Boink |
| Official Language(s) | English,Russian,Engrish |
| Leader | Premier Whupinkov |
| Population | 2.705 Billion |
| Currency | The marx |
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The History of Aooogah
The Beginning
Located in the deserts of Civfanatica, Aooogah was founded in 1968 AD by a group of settlers who went insane from heat exhaustion and started naming their cities after sounds that they either heard or made. When the settlers banded together to form their own nation there were quite a bit of congestion in Boink so they named the nation Aooogah after the car horns. Aooogah was then deemed a monarchy as most of the people were too insane for there to be anything remotely like an election.
The First Revolution
Grand Prince Snuffles IV introduced Aooogah to international politics with his open doors policy. He managed to turn what used to be an agricultural nation into an industrial powerhouse thanks to the abundance of iron and oil in the deserts of Civfanatica.
However the Grand Prince did have a dark side. His government was completely atheist and had no toleration for any religion whatsoever. Little did he know that on the corner of Meep Meep Street in Bing-Bung, a new religion had been created. Called the Way of Ad-adabib it was all centered around a fact that Norman Jones of the computer repair shop on the corner of Meep Meep had seen Tux the Linux Penguin in a vision telling him that he would lead the way to salvation and the end of oppression by the Grand Prince. The penguin dubbed Norman Ad-adabib and told not to relent in his Jihad until everyone in the world knew the Way. He quickly gained turned his coworkers into apostles and dubbed them Mohammed, Akmed, Sheik, Usama, and Mohammed “Bubba.” They spread their message and soon they had the armed forces on their side. Ad-adabib quickly launched an attack on the capital city of Boink. He reached the Palace of Princes and just when thought he would have his moment of glory, just when he would be able to kill the Grand Prince that had brought so much hatred, the Grand Prince, his family, the Brrring Forces, and his advisors take off in a zeppelin and fly away to Nova Roma where they remain to this day. Now Ad-adabib finally had control over Aooogah.
The rule of Ad-adabib marked a golden age in Aooogah’s history. Ad-adabib’s military was feared throughout the world and was known for its main battle tank, the Infidel Crusher hover tank with its four cannons mounted on a single turret, the possibility of it being armed with EMP rounds, and the ability to have SAMs known as Infidel Swatters attached on top. However, Ad-adabib suffered from aerophobia and ordered that there be no air force or space program for it would give one bad gas, the worst possible thing that can happen to anyone in the religion. The Information Technology industry boomed under Ad-adabib’s rule and new technologies came to be such as a particle cannon known as the Infidel Evaporator and ICBMs with MOAB warheads instead of nuclear warheads known as Infidel Fryers to be used instead of nuclear weapons which give whoever uses them bad gas according to Ad-adabib.
The Daikatana Incident
See main article:Daikatana Incident
The Daikatana Incident, was a war between the nations of Allanea and Aooogah, which sprouted from terrorist attacks experienced by Allanea from the Allanean puppet state of Daikatana. Aooogah proved itself ineffective when faced by the military of Allanea, and resulted in the rise to power of a small faction known as the Defense Urban Machinist's Association of Socialists (or DUMAS).
Present Day
Today the People’s Republic of Aooogah is under the rule of the D.U.M.A.S. However the fact remains that the people of Aooogah are still irrational because of the heat and it is unclear how long D.U.M.A.S will be able to hold their ground in the tempest that is the political climate of Aooogah.
