Atomic Ninjas
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| Region | The Sexy LTSGFSMANR | ||||
| Official Languages | New Japanese, Obic | ||||
| Capital | Nucleaticus, >1 million | ||||
| Autarch-Godhead | Aitzginorne XLI | ||||
| Foreign Minister | Sulau Alnaceile | ||||
| Population | (October 2005) >100 million | ||||
| Government Type | Absolute Monarchy | ||||
| Nation Type | Confederacy | ||||
| National Animal | Cation | ||||
| GDP (2005) - Total - GDP/capita |
1.1 trillion anions α 9,563 | ||||
| Currency | 1 Anion (α) = 100 anionui | ||||
| Time Zone | GMT -5 | ||||
| International Abbreviation | CAN | ||||
| Naval Craft Classification | CANSA (Confederacy of Atomic Ninjas Stealth Armada), Informal AA (Aitzginorne’s Arms) | ||||
| National Anthem | We Are Aitzginorne’s Hands | ||||
The well-established Confederacy of Atomic Ninjas has had a brief, but nonetheless intriguing and epic history. From the division of the great former Empire of Industrus, to the more recent upheavals against issues such as compulsory voting and resource shortage, The Confederacy of Atomic Ninjas has overcome many obstacles. Having an eccentric population with yet more eccentric ancestors, this is a country that has truly influenced the The Sexy LTSGFSMANR.
It has a beautiful, rolling landscape, from the Plains of the Taishifiku, filled with the nation animal, the Taishifiku Shrew, to the eastern mountaintop capital citadel of Nucleaticus atop the majestic dormant volcano of the same name, the nation is truly breathtaking.
Recent nuclear accidents in the bay of Respooblika have decimated much of the eastern pride lands, however, a quick and effective cleanup operation has been deployed.
Contents
History
Origins of the Aitzginornian Dynasty
Around 2500 P.W., the first written records of Atomic Ninjas were created, though some recent historians have come to believe that they were in fact created accidentally when a ninja was angered by a rock and tried to "kill it" with his spear, created a crude, misshapen scrawl. Oddly enough, the ninjas adopted this as their language, and it is now referred to across the nation as Obic. Although very little is know about the ninjas at this period in their development, we do know that the ninjas were nomadic for thousands of years until around 2000 P.W. when a powerful tribal leader named Aitzginorne emerged and united the tribes under his iron rule. His regime was important in shaping the culture of The Confederacy of Atomic Ninjas. Aitzginorne laid down the system of education, which primarily focused on military strategy, basic combat training, and stealth and guerilla tactics. He was also a firm supporter of the idea the The Confederacy was the center of the universe, and that it inhabitants were superior to any in all of creation. He proclaimed himself a god, and that he had the supreme authority over the people. He decreed that only his direct descendants could ever rule, and that only The Chosen among them would be deified to the position of complete power, which established a dynastic system that has survived until this day.
The Far-flung Attempted Uprising that Exacerbated a Presently Alarming Situation
Throughout the 11th and 10th centuries P.W., the nation expanded its borders at will, and crushed all that dare oppose its might, although not as many attempted to oppose as the ninjas would have liked. During the onset of the 10th century P.W., the ninjas were in a severe aggressive slump. All of their invaded territories were surrendering without any resistance, the infrastructure was fine, and all of the citizens were content. No fighting was necessary in any way. Needless to say, the strict rule of Aitzginorne had ended some time ago, and supreme power now rested with the current godhead, Aitzginorne XXXI. He wasn't blind to the growing restlessness among his ninja subjects. They had a lust for blood, and it needed to be satisfied in short order. So, he set about spreading the seeds of revolt in a far off region of his country, in hopes of creating a "revolution" that could be put down by his eager armies.
To accomplish this, he set his sights on encouraging a growing cult in the east called the "Seedlings of the Plangent", a target he felt would create a revolution that would most satisfy the bloodlust of his hordes. Unfortunately, he supported the cult's priests a little too much, and they began to gain growing political power before they could be restrained. The Plangentine clerics renounced the authority of the monarch Aitzginorne XXXI in favor of their leader, the Plangent, which Aitzginorne XXXI took as a sign that enough was enough. The revolution needed to be swiftly quashed. And quash he did. 5 million of his most powerful troops snuck into the heavily fortified Plangentine region on a cold winter evening in 1053 P.W. and slaughtered all in their way. Needless to say, the Seedlings of the Plangent and all of their sympathizers were utterly decimated by this sneak attack of gore-hungry ninjas, which later came to be known as the Convivial Slaying. However, the cult was not completely wiped out, just driven underground. And nothing unites a bunch of cultists like a good attempted genocide. This cult grew more and more strength, and eventually had followers all over the Aitzginornian Empire. Its secret followers soon held political offices, powerful economic positions, and became powerful military leaders, forming a hidden counterculture all their own. Inevitably, this created a rift between the citizens that was never healed, although the effects were not of any consequence for quite some time.
This phony campaign of the country against itself weakened its unity greatly, and became known as The Far-flung Attempted Uprising that EXacerbated a Presently Alarming Situation or, simply, The F.A.U.X. P.A.S.
Internal Development
As the years progressed, eventually the entirety of the continent fell under control of the Aitzginornian monarchs. With no land left to possess, the concerns of the leaders turned to the economic and scientific development of their culture.
Scientific Advancement
Mapmaking had been developed throughout the building of the empire, as it would have been impossible to keep track of the holdings any other way. Around 1000 P.W., significant strides were made in the field of shipbuilding, and swift boats were created that had enough structural integrity to cross oceans, and no longer relied on wind power exclusively, but rather used a paddle mechanism driven by manpower on board each ship that was capable of relatively high speeds on windless days, and allowed sailing against the wind. Before long, contact was made with strange, new foreign lands, whose modern-day equivalents are the Hippie-Infested Lands of Wchwchwawa, The Autonomous Community of Face-Shutting Machines, and the Rogue Nation of Throat-Slitting Gnomes. After trading with the locals, it became obvious that their technology was technologically superior, but also that there was a large section of land that had gone unclaimed by any of the three nations. The rapacious ninja hordes swept in, and by 980 P.W., they had thoroughly established annexes to their empire. The only thing to do now was to slowly adopt the advanced technologies and sciences of their new acquaintances.
Economic Development
Through the encounters on the new continent, the ninjas were able to sell their exotic wares in the new markets created by the colonies. The inhabitants of the new world were quite unfamiliar with the items that the ninjas had perfected the crafting of so many centuries ago, such as the sword, the double-edged sword, the dagger, the pointier dagger, the pointiest dagger, the dagger that wasn’t as pointy as the pointiest dagger but was pointier than the pointier dagger, and edible undergarments, to name a few. This spurred on an economic boom like the Aitzginornian Empire had never seen before. Large mines were created to create adequate sources of ore for metalworking, and entire forests were chopped to collect lumber for the manufacture of edible undergarments, although historians to this day argue as to exactly what lumber has to do with the fabrication of edible undergarments. Due to this industrial dominance in the country, the name of Industrus was coined by various traders to name this massive industrial nation, which until now had no real name save that of its ruling deities, the Aitzginornes.
