Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things

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Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things is an alarmingly racist TV show, famous for its intolerable attitude and lack of self-censorship. It deals with problems of all the races, specifically with whites being greedy religious parasites and whores, japs narrow-eyes bigotted dumb suiciders, and bigtopians black, stupid monkeys.

While no human with any remains of morality could possibly watch such a show, it has effect of cleaning these remains out pretty fast. Most nations have outlawed this show, with different punishments for sneaking it in, but some, probably already stripped of political correctness by it, have allowed their TV channels to translate it. Among the major sponsors of Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things is Vault 10, which not only provides translations via their satellite network, but also punishes the worst criminals with exile and a life sentence working in the show.

Multiple vandalism acts have occured towards the studio, but after supporting nations sent teams of volunteer soldiers, as racist, arrogant and violent as the show creators, the attackers do not dare even come close. Cynically exploiting this effect, the studio placed hundreds of heavy metal loudspeakers translating a radio version of the show, which quickly drew any sentient population miles away. Nazist murderers, antisemitic vandals, zionazi terrorists and bigtopian rapist organizations grow so freely in the surrounding area that they are too busy murdering, insulting, bombing and raping each other to do any harm to the outside world.