Black lotus

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Hello and welcome to your history lesson on the mighty region of black lotus.

In 3rd Wednesday of something or other (I can't remember i was stoned on grass at the time!) The holy empire of birmingham was founded, originally a tribe of binmen from birmingham they grew their civilization and built their defences to protect their bins from marauding attacks from scallys. Eventually their new found military strength allowed them to found an empire. Suddenly a maraurding attack from a wandering cult of military lawyers and door to door salesman left the empire weak. So to protect themsleves they where forced to join an alliance of nations named the order of black wolves.

Some time later (Again stoned on some sort of yogurt) The holy empire of birmingham was promoted to head of intel in the alliance. (no idea how some historians suspect a secretly delivered cache of the first series of friends on dvd as the cause) Anyway later an evil nation struck named the unity of black wolves attacked the order. On his first mission birmingham was sent undercover into the unity. Sabotaging many nations and trying to aquire a way to region crash the unity was our job.

Next week (drunk on what i believe to be still water) A new nation poked it's head up, the tearaways of the black wolf. So the empire sought to serve it's new allies by bringing it down before it could become too much of a threat. However due to a incorrect peice of info the delgate received a message instead of a possible ally. The order and the unity allied and began to close down on the small empire as they both saw it as too much of a threat. Any way it tried to get out of it's trouble only plunged it further into it.

Revenge! rehabilatated by an intelligent calendar i'm no longer addicted to narcotics of any kind! (we're not considering marmalade a narcotic are we?)

This is your place to fill in the history of black lotus, now surronded by three opposing and larger regions we must face and destroy them all, can you help?