Blue Booted Bobbies

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The Community of Blue Booted Bobbies
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Flag Emblem
Motto: "A policeman's lot is not a happy one."
National Anthem: "When the foeman bares his steel ..."
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Region gatesville
Capital Penzance
Official Language(s) English
Government Democratic Republic
 - Major General Stanley
 - Prime Minister Ex Pirate King
 - Prime Minister's Appretence Frederick
 - Secretary of State Mabel
 - Secretary of swabbing the decks Ruth
Inspired by Gilbert & Sullivan
 - Created March 30 
 - Performed April 28 
 - Queen Victoria's day May 21 
Area
 - Total Somewhat large
 - % water 33%
Population 214,000,000
Currency Pound (£)
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KING.

Don't say you are orphans, for we know that game.

SERG.

On your allegiance we've a stronger claim –
We charge you yield, we charge you yield,
In Queen Victoria's name!

KING. (baffled)

You do?

POLICE.

We do!
We charge you yield,
In Queen Victoria's name!

KING.

We yield at once, with humbled mien,
Because, with all our faults, we love our Queen.

POLICE.

Yes, yes, with all their faults, they love their Queen.

History of the Blue Booted Bobby

In the year of our Lord 1877 1977, a group of noblemen gone wrong surrendered to the constabulary under the command of Major General Stanley. Upon the discovery that they were all noblemen gone wrong they were immediately allowed to marry Major General Stanley’s daughters, all of them were beauties. Having thus, in Queen Victoria’s Name assumed the mantle of legislative duties, the little sleepy village of Penzance became the capitol of the new nation of Blue Booted Bobbies.

It was thus with pomp and circumstance that the Ex Pirate King became the prime minister. His assistant Fredrick was no longer bond to be his apprentice until his 21st birthday, which because he was born in leap year in the 29th of February would have been in the year 2040. Still Frederick volunteered to be the prime minister’s apprentice, and his wife Mabel became the secretary of state.

The nation then applied for admission into one of the largest empires since that of Queen Victoria, the region of Gatesville, a region dedicated to the destruction of the United Nations, an organization that I’m pretty sure Queen Victoria would not have found amusing. Although Blue Booted Bobbies is not in the United Nations, they have considerable pull over the nation of Retired WerePenguins.