Coach Haztarr

After coming to prominence as a foul-mouthed, bad-tempered Ice Hockey Coach in the Starblaydi Dwarven League, Haztarr was quickly moved to coach the national team, the Starblaydi Razyors. After winning the 8th Cherry Cup, Haztarr was quickly made into a celebrity figure in Karak D'Ragh, which some say has affected his coaching style.

Haztarr has an accent which makes Shrek's sound like cut-glass Queen's English. His language is often peppered with 'Aye', 'Laddie', 'Fook' and 'Bastid', and that's just when he's sober. Haztarr is also thought to be Bipolar, though this only tends to surface when he is unable or unwilling to take his medication.