Crabcake

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History

The Principality of Crabcake was established during the spring of 2003, or was it 2002? I can't remember but it really isn't all that important. A serial lurker who didn't have much to say and only acted in role plays for about a week before getting bored of it. During this time though the Principality of Crabcake did manage to acquire a rival in the form of the lobsters and the Lobster Cult. This rivalry even came to appear in the general forum.

Crabcake retreated to the general forum and role played as the leader of Crabcake where he became a serial lurking spammer who participated in few debates. Because the most responses to his debate posts were either inflammatory or were people just saying "I agree," Crabcake soon lost interest in debating. Then the server problems started up on Nationstates and Crabcake made his final post where he executed the leader of the Lobster Cult using a Rube Goldberg Machine before simply vanishing into thin air.

Crabcake was then invited to join FUA by Big Mad Vikings or BMV as most people called him. There he debated even less and became more of a serial lurking spammer. Bored of simply being a serial lurking spammer a new incarnation of Crabcake was born again on the Nationstates forum after the move to the Jolt forums. This new Incarnation would be known as Crabcake Baba Ganoush and still spent most time as a serial lurking spammer.

Personal issues kept him away from the forums though including FUA. Then when he did try to get back into FUA it turns out that it had died. It turns out that most members of FUA joined Fools Paradise. When Crabcake found this out he asked for and recieved an invite from Mezzaluna. This incarnation of Crabcake would be known as Crabcake McHaggis. Now a serial lurking spammer in Fools Paradise he seldom returns to Nationstates only to spam and post links to the most consistently reliable news source.

In March of 2005 Crabcakes beloved signature entitles "things I learned from Hentai" was deleted by NS mods after somebody complained to mods about it. This action took Crabcake by surprise since that signature has been up for roughly six months and no actions had previously been taken despite having chatted with other mods. This signature was then moved and upgraded over to the Fools Paradise forum where it still resides and where Crabcake still remains a serial lurking spammer.