Cranberry Haggis

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Cranberry Haggis
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Flag of Cranberry Haggis
Motto: "Run free, my brothers!"
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Region SWGB Heaven
Capital Capital of Cranberry Haggis
Official Language(s) English
Leader President of Cranberry Haggis
Population > 50 million
Currency molotov cocktail 
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The Free Land of Cranberry Haggis is a very large, environmentally stunning, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws, its strong anti-business politics and its devotion to social welfare. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 62 million live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Social Welfare, with areas such as Defence and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32%. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Gambling. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is a serious problem, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Cranberry Haggis's national animal is the haggis, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the molotov cocktail.