Crazyvichistan

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Crazyvichistan
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Flag of Crazyvichistan
Motto: A Scandanavian Liberal Paradise for Pirate
Region 0 Fascist Tolerance
Capital Amsted
Official Language(s) Pictish
Leader Emperor Hakim Neophitus Piratus Cicliconus
Population 329 Million
Currency Shilling 
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The Colony of Crazyvichistan is a Scandanavian Liberal Paradise, located in the Atlantic, and is the most liberal in the region.

History

The Colony of Crazyvichistan was founded on June 25, 1597, by the Great Fleet of Picto-Stanese Pirates. They existed up until then soley on their 377 boats, raiding the North Atlantic. They began their journey in 200's, setting out from Ireland, absorbing Scandanavian, French, Spanish, English, and Moorish blood. They settled on the island of Crazyvichistan, directly between Ascension Island and Pointe-Norte, Angola. The Royal Line of Piratus was formed on December 3, 1598, following and series of political assasinations. It was known as the 'Year of the Pistola,' after the unilateral weapon of the assasinations, carried out by the secret society of Khalim. Khalim continues to assasinate, often neo-conservatives and fascists.The Emperor ruled along with a Captains Council, which validated the rule of the Emperor and handled foreign policy. It merged with the Noble family of Cicliconus in 1808, previousely the most powerful Captain family. Major accomplishments included: the Freeman ruling of 1599, banning the restriction of movement, land ownership, speech and religion; the Seas Act of 1668, which outlined policy surrounding free pirating, stopping unnecessary killing and promoting the attacking of the forces of Empire and 'Babylon'; The Art Act of 1702, granting freedom of Art, and the Demilitarization Act of 1833, disbanding the militas and military of Crazyvichistan. In 1898, following a revolt led by Kontin Vin Navain, a new government was formed, in which the Emperor ruled over a 200 person assembly, the Dali. The majority leader acts as a prime minister. The first was Vanura Pinfish Ananmanupura. A brief invasion by England was staged in 1943. It failed, after a combined Pirate assualt on Ascension Island.

Politics

The current "majority" in the Parliment is the Neo-Socialists with 29%(58 members). The Eco-Anarchist have 27% (54 Members), the Liberals 26% (52), Sovereign, 10% (20 MPs), Socialist, 5% (10 MPs), Labour 2% (4 MPs), and Communist, 2.5% (5 MPs) and Conservative 0.5% (1 MP). There is a major grassroots De-centralization and Regionalism. The Parlimentary Majority Leader is Dante Forsa El-Khayyam, a staunch Civil Rights advocate. The combined force of Eco-Anarchists and Liberals have struck down many of his anti-political freedom moves. The Parliment considers two issues a day, unilaterally striking down business interest, and upholding Civil Rights. Politcal Freedom is a wild card.

Religion

30% of Crazyvichistanians are atheist. The main religion of Crazyvichistan, Pironta, is a mix of the heritage of Crazyvichistan. From Ireland they gained nature worshipping, from the Scandanavians, a pantheon, from the French and Spanish, the pomp of Catholicism, from Jamaica, self-introspection, Jad and Natty Dread, and from Africa and Haiti, voodo rituals. Pironta has many branches, each with a dominant ideaology, taken from one of the sources. Mainstream Pironta has 37% of the population.</nowiki>