DazMania

Background

DazMania was born during the World Cup 34, as a new quiz show based on QuizMania. It has proven popular in the midnight to 3 AM timeslot when insomniacs lurk. Wiped out the paid ads that were previously screening on JGN in the same timeslot and DazManiacs are growing by the week as Dazza and the crew entertain the masses.

Current owner

Broadcaster: Jeruselem Government News

Produced by: Dazzle Media

Operational Manager: Dazza Dallas

Female Hosts

• Dazza Dallas, the Village Bike who is also the boss of the show (see image above)
• Kate Dallas, 1st daughter of Dazza Dallas. Appears when Mum is away. Some people can't tell the difference between daughter and Mum when though one is a child.
• Nikki Seabourne, a part-time model and was a cheerleader with Dazza Dallas when she was with the cheerleader squad at Jerusalem United
• Faith Fumbles, an ex-Women's World Cup player who spends to a lot of time working in sports related shows.
• Miss Behaviour, former street prostitute but gave up the life on the streets for a safer professsion on TV
• Fifi Hose, sexy French girl who is super charming even rivalling the boss Dazza Dallas. Pops out with song and dance when the phones are down.

Male Hosts

• Sandy Dando, good looking man who wows the girls. His other work is being a life saver on beaches.
• Johnny Rudd, got the job through an audition. He's super-cute and popular with the women.

Ex-Hosts

Isla Blige, host with the shortest career. The girl from Schiavonia gave away too much money on her first show.

Format

DazMania is nothing unusual, it's really just QuizMania in a different name. The football focus of the show is the main difference and the show does broadcast live World Cup results when available.

Show runs five times a week, with no shows on Sunday and Thursday. Starts around midnight and ends around 3 AM. Phone calls are 1 shekel from landlines and 5 shekels from mobile phones.

Classic shows

• Show 0001: The first show where Dazza was hosting and tripped over own microphone, to expose nothing under the skirt.
• Show 0014: Kate Dallas's sulking episode, when Jeruselem failed to make the 2nd round of World Cup 34. Dazza Dallas gave birth to Jacinta Dallas that day too in Wavecrest Hospital, Ariddia.
• Show 0015: Isla Blige's only show, when she was fired by the producer.
• Show 0045: The "Dallas Mother and Daughter Show" with Dazza and Kate Dallas causing havoc
• Show 0067: Nikki's bikini show, caused by a problem when the laundry people forgot to stock the wardrobe for the night
• Show 0100: Dazza did the last 10 minutes of the show, NAKED. Dazza's excuse was the air conditioning was not working.
• Show 0166: Dazza's "naughty nurse" show, when she pranced around in a rather skimpy nurse uniform as Nursy Dazza.
• Show 1000 The last ever DazMania, as a tearful Dazza Dallas announced the bad news to fans. Show was shut down due to escalating cost of phone calls. As expected, Dazza performed her customary emo crash.

Show issues

• Sometimes the entire phone system crashes, forcing the hosts to keep the masses entertained by doing weird things to keep their attention. Dazza uses bad jokes and nudity to achieve this while other hosts have other talents.
• Annoying sound effects, but after the first year Dazza replaced them with locally made annoying sound effects which were less annoying to Jeruselem people
• Rising cost of phone calls. The show was shutdown after the high cost of phone calls was affecting revenue where the number of calls was falling.