Dunnathia

Dunnathian Flag
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"All your base are been h4x0red!"
Form of Government	Representative Democratic Government
United Nations Classification	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Leader of Dunnathia	Dunnathia is a representative democracy
Official Language(s)	English, Dunnathian, French III
Region	The region of Pye
Population	About 413 Million
Capital	Parnigonia
National Animal	Koopa
National Sport	Extreme Chess
National Pasttime	Procrastination
National Anthiem	Working on it...
Currency	Ion
ISO Nation Code	DNA
Internet TLD	.dna
CDunn.Net link	cdunn.net
International Phone Code	4189
UN Status	Currently a member of the United Nations
Stats: NSEconomy

National Information

The Republic of Dunnathia is a country in the region of Pye that is positioned in the central area of the island, slightly to the north and east, and shares land borders with many other nations, including Bambeaner, Stheneliades, and Yataghania. The Republic of Dunnathia is a republic, with its capital in Coriaan, in the State of Pythagoria, geographically and politically located in the approximate center of Dunnathia.

There are no areas in Dunnathia that directly border the oceanic aqueous regions that surround Pye, however, Dunnathia has made alliances with the nations of Empress Emily (which has recently been lost to cybersubspace) and Windows NT (which is still holding on somehow) to allow its citizens easy access to oceanic recreation.

At over 3.7 million square miles (over 9.6 million km²), the Republic of Dunnathia (including its non-contiguous and overseas states and territories) is the fourth largest country in Pye by total area. It is the region's fourth most populous nation, with nearly 300 million people.

Dunnathia's regional influence is often referred to as "eminence grise," which is French III for "gray eminence." Politicially, this means that the nation has a high but somewhat unofficial influence on regional socio-political affairs. Dunnathia was the second or third nation to join the Council of Pye, depending on the historian that is providing the information.

The nation of Dunnathia is commonly referred to as "Dunnathia," but other names that it is referred to as include "the DA," "the DNA" and, less officially, "Land of chaotic organization." The adjectival form for describing a citizen of Dunnathia as is "Dunnathian."

Summary from the NationStates Organization

The NationStates organization provides a frequently updated national summary for Dunnathia, and many other nations.

History

The Native Peoples

The area of land that is now called Dunnathia was once a desolate wasteland, environmentally speaking. Then, one day, during a year that nobody really knows (historians estimate the year 15,000 years Before the Battle of Yavin of Star Wars, which will henceforth be shown as "BBY"), the first human inhabitants of Pye arrived at Pye via a variety of routes, primarily via the ocean. For example, MacLeod Douglas MCI arrived at Pye on his sailing devices, formerly known as "boats," and settled on the northwestern area of the continent-island of Pye. The first Dunnathians on the island, who were at one time members of the Crosoftmi tribe, found a large herd of green koopa troopas (this is also debated furiously by historians, the opposing point of view suggests that the early Dunnathians in fact crossed a frozen ice sheet), and, without further ado, decided to utilize the Koopa abilities of flight (or their feet) to cross into the unknown oceans.

Those peoples who crossed the ocean were considered very brave by other tribal members, who stayed behind. Those who stayed behind found a massive supply of oil, and are today known as the Ararebs. Nevertheless, since communications in the stone age were limited only to dial-up internet connections, and therefore any information about this discovery would have taken years to download on the stone age internet connections that existed in the year 14,978 BBY. Promptly upon arriving at Pye, the Dunnathians immediately moved toward the center of the continent-island (they were not the best swimmers), and painted a large area of it green with non-toxic paint.

Culture

Athletics

Dunnathia is renowned for its incredible magnitude of athleticism, including its extreme chess or speed typing or even the paper lift-a-thon.

Technology

Dunnathia is a nation where very few people own iPods. While the average download speed of residential internet connections in Dunnathia is 740 kbps, some homes employ the use of Fish Speed Internet while other homes have an internet connection of about 20 mbps.

Theater

The most popular movie in the nation is, without a doubt, Star Wars Episode VI. However, other blockbuster hits such as Baltrion and Musa Crisis, Bigtopians DON’T say the darndest things, The Posers, and Return of the WiFi Moochers have generated millions of ions for very wealthy film producers.

Gaming

As for video gaming, the most popular video game in the nation is, without a doubt, Star Wars Battlefront II. Video gaming is encouraged in the nation because of its dramatic effects toward improving hand-eye coordination in a desperate attempt to increase its already amazing athletic abilities.

Government

The Dunnathian government can be contacted at the very real e-mail address of Dunnathia@aol.com. The penalty for spamming the government is a tax increase. However, the competent government attempts to respond quickly to all messages that it receives, except when it is distracted by the various shiny objects that grace the Green House such as the 8,000 pound chandeliers that are made of diamond. On a side note, a large percentage of government spending was reported in the ever-so elusive "Other" category.