Equalitonia

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Equalitonia
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Flag of Equalitonia
Motto: Everyone should be equal, and as equal as others
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Region Europa
Capital Equa City
Official Language(s) English, 13375P34|<
Leader President Kublai Khan
Population 7 million
Currency Round Tuit 
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Equalitonia has a proud history. Founded in 1798, it was originally intended to be a large estate to keep the insane and "mildly eccentric" in. However, a gang of psychopaths took over the asylum, and were subdued only by the sight of a used napkin. The rebels worshipped it as a sign from the Creator that Man had gone too far. They created Equalitonia, and since then the country has been a significant member of the international community.

Of course, the nation has grown considerably since those days. In 1956, when Equalitonia was part of the now-defunct region of Ancient Eternal Empire, it pretended to have a growing nuclear programme, and managed to negotiate 10,000 extra square miles of land before the truth was found it. Fortunately, it immediately shipped to a new region.

Economy

Equalitonia has never needed an economy, as the nation's inhabitants paid most of their Tuits to the Government of the time in the 70's. Instead, the unnoficial currency is now the IOU. Government officials are still trying to unravel this mess this caused when it first caught on. In the meanwhile, Equalitonia has found another solution - looting.