Evisceratomatoes

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In the early days of the World Cup of football, one of the maddest of the members of the Mad Scientists' Guild took literally the vow of Tanah Burung coach Bi Kikere to arch-rivals Snub Nose 38: "we will eviscerate you!" Bi Ar Dee (for that was her name) decided to develop a type of vegetable that would explode on impact with a citizen of that country. By crossing over-ripe tomatoes with biological warfare agents and grafting on Giant Zucchini DNA, she was able to develop the Evisceratomato.

But something went wrong. The Evisceratomatoes developed sentience. They began to question their role in life as incendiary devices. They even began to play football themselves. Under the leadership of Nate E. Visser, Wisest of the Evisceratomatoes, they set about a campaign of vegetable (or possibly fruit) liberation.

Scientists from Errinundera developed the Errinundrian Engineered Evisceratomato (EEE or Eeesy Tomato) which was not only safe to eat but actually beneficial to human health, (although one side effect was that the consumer would glow purple afterwards). To some, this ended the Evisceratomato menace. To Nate E. Visser and his fanatical followers, it was merely another example of "humans gorging themselves on our juicy, succulent blood." The Evisceratomato Liberation Army (ELA) began a campaign of terrorism against World Cup sides which peaked when Oglethorpia hosted the World Cup.