F2B
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| Motto: We are all friends here... | |
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| Capital | 32 cents and a button |
| Official Language(s) | Nonsensical Gibberish |
| Leader | nameless and corrupt yet sometimes benevolent dictator |
| Population | over six billion - ranked 374th in the world for Largest Nations. |
| Currency | haiku |
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Description
The Consumerist Oligarchy of F2B is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons. Contrary to the overwhelming popularity of anarchic concepts, its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, treehouse-dwelling population of over six billion are ruled by a mysterious, rarely seen but sometimes benevolent dictator who the locals refer to as "Mike".
F2B's national animal is the poet, which is also the nation's favorite main course. Its currency is the haiku. Tourists enjoy visiting the famous Rum Jelly Pit, a depraved location surrounded by numerous bars, donkey shows and a duck pond. F2B's scenic creek was at one time a part of the duck pond, before the beavers' dam collapsed.
The cost of living is reasonable, and it has been claimed in immigration brochures that "a decent hut on the beach, adequate food and two willing nymphs are readily available in exchange for free beer for everyone" - or, it might be suggested, a steady supply of well-constructed haikus.
The tolerance of the population unfussily accepts the anti-social behavior of the nation's numerous indigents, known for their Tourette's-like bouts of cussing at random people. Perhaps this relaxed approach is influenced by the tropical climate, which also produces huge expanses of flourishing recreational crops.
Indigenous animals
- poet (the national animal)
- duck
- elephant
- ewok
- llama
- sacred monkey (often found serving as butlers)
- tropical penguin (a variety of penguin unique to F2B)
- Hippo (believed to be extinct)
Introduced animals
A select list of introduced animals with significant economic and/or cultural value:
- weasels
- ferrets
- rats
- geese
- pigs
- sheep
- chickens
- three legged dogs called Tripod or Sorca
National attire
Striped socks, hat optional, butt hat optional, tie optional. Other items of clothing are considered to be in very poor taste and are only worn by shy tourists.
National holidays
- Voltaire Torture Day
- Nekkid Day
Telecommunications
F2B has vast telecommunications networks constructed entirely of coconuts and string.
Geography
