Fbrenia national football team
| Nickname | none at present |
| Association | Fbreni Football Association |
| Coach | Mahad Dzinkambani (Ariddian) |
| Most caps | Diego Reyes (12) |
| Top scorer | Diego Reyes (5) |
| First International Krytenia 6 - 0 Fbrenia (World Cup 26, qualifying) | |
| Largest win The Weegies 2 - 3 Fbrenia (World Cup 26, qualifying) Fbrenia 2 - 1 The Weegies | |
| Worst defeat Krytenia 6 - 0 Fbrenia (World Cup 26, qualifying) | |
| World Cup | |
| Appearances | 1 (First in World Cup 26) |
| Best result | has never qualified |
Contents
Introduction
The existence of this team is something of a miracle. Fbrenia is a country without a government, to which nobody ever travels. It thus has no form of representation abroad, be it in terms of diplomacy or of sports events.
The "national team" came into being when eight Fbreni gathered together in an abandoned stadium in their homeland. They proclaimed themselves the national team, and began training solely amongst themselves. Soon, there were thirteen of them.
They eventually left the country, and travelled together to Ariddia, where they were joined by a Fbreni-born Ariddian (Perez). There, they were given proper training, and equipment. The team still comprises only fourteen players, listed below, and has never yet played an international match. It remains based in Ariddia.
Players
GK: Diego Quiroga (1)
DEF: Elish Aytojev (6) ; Rav Beunyim (12) ; Javier Vivas (4) ; Samuel Tevez (10)
MID: Luis Raldes (11) ; Toyo Aeyonke (3) ; Marcelo Pachi (13) ; Angela Soliz (7)
FWD: Diego Reyes (2,cpt) ; Farum Mahonas (8)
Substitutes:
GK: Miguel Perez (14)
DEF: none
MID: Juanita Melendez (9)
FWD: Jorge Suazo (5)
Colours
Home
Dark green, except for a large brown horizontal stripe round the midsection. Brown sleeves, shorts and shoes. The colours are modelled after the national flag. The lettering is white.
Away
The exact reverse.
Goalkeeper
Fully in light brown, with light green lettering.
Kits courtesy of JMC, Krytenia
Games played
Played: 12
Won/Drawn/Lost: 2 1 9
World ranking: 120th
Goals scored: 13
Goals conceded: 29
Head-to-head statistics
| Krytenia Played: 2 |
FSX Played: 2 |
Spaam
Played: 2 |
Hockey Canada
Played: 2 |
Northern Voobaha
Played: 2 |
The Weegies
Played: 2 |
Caps
| # | Player | Caps |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Elish Aytojev | 12 |
| 1 | Rav Beunyim | 12 |
| 1 | Javier Vivas | 12 |
| 1 | Samuel Tevez | 12 |
| 1 | Toyo Aeyonke | 12 |
| 1 | Marcelo Pachi | 12 |
| 1 | Angela Soliz | 12 |
| 1 | Diego Reyes | 12 |
| 1 | Farum Mahonas | 12 |
| 10 | Juanita Melendez | 11 |
| 11 | Jorge Suazo | 9 |
| 11 | Luis Raldes | 9 |
| 13 | Diego Quiroga | 8 |
| 14 | Miguel Perez | 6 |
Goal ranking by player
| # | Player | Caps |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Diego Reyes | 5 |
| 2 | Farum Mahonas | 3 |
| 3 | Jorge Suazo | 2 |
| 3 | Marcelo Pachi | 2 |
| 5 | Toyo Aeyonke | 1 |
| 6 | - | - |
| 7 | - | - |
| 8 | - | - |
| 9 | - | - |
| 10 | - | - |
| 11 | - | - |
| 12 | - | - |
| 13 | - | - |
| 14 | - | - |
| National football teams |
|---|
| Acapais | Ad'ihan | Ariddia | Audioslavia | Az-cz | Backwardistan | Bedistan | Bettia | Bostopia | Boudra-Boudra | British Londinium | Cafundéu | Candelaria And Marquez | Capitalizt SLANI | Daehanjeiguk | Errinundera | Fbrenia | Giant Zucchini | Havl | Jeruselem | Jey | Krytenia | Liverpool England | Manhattan Prime | McPsychoville | Neutravia | Newcommunist Republics | Nova Britannicus | Oglethorpia | Oliverry | Pacitalia | Qazox | Rejistania | Ropa-Topia | San Adriano | Saidercray | Sel Appa | Solenial | Sorthern Northland | Spruitland | Starblaydia | Quakmybush | Taeshan | The Islands of Qutar | The Macabees | The Pazhujeb Islands | United Island Empires | Vephrall | West Ariddia | Winchestia | Zwangzug |
