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The Feudal Monarchy of Flamaca

The Feudal Monarchy of Flamaca is a massive, devout nation, remarkable for its punitive income tax rates. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.27 billion are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Religion & Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 66%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Automobile Manufacturing industry.

It is illegal to make racist remarks in public, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, much of Flamaca's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence, and vile black smog from coal power plants has enveloped several major urban centres. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Flamaca's national animal is the Black Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Big Red Shiny Thing.

Short name:Flamaca

Local name:Racamalfe

Official language: Flamacan

Other languages: English, Flamacan Cockney, Pig Latin

Capital: Lombardia

Currency: Big Red Shiny Thing

National animal: Black Wolf

Motto: Dream big, you might never wake up.

National Anthem: Ethcarm Sot Ewaras (March to War)

Colonies: New Flamaca (Formerly Nisomia)

Political Leaders:

Head of State: King Henry Dawson

Deputy, and Official Adviser: Lord Benjamin Falkirk

Main Military Commander: Prince Phillip Jasobar

Society

Ethnicities: Halhears Knights

Religions:Anglican Christian, Halhears (Users of the Force)

Economy: Excellent

Citizens in Flamaca are forced to do many things. Fines are heavy if you don't go to Church and are even heavier if you are Aithiest. The firstborn child in each family MUST be sent to a lifetime of military service, others may be sent for any period of time also.

Geography and Climate

Highest point: Mount Verticus (Volcano) (1189 m)

Lowest point: Shadowy Depths (Deep Sea Cave) (-542 m)

Avg. summer tempurature: 30ºC (90ºF)

Avg. winter tempurature:20ºC (70ºF)

Climate: Mostly sunny, with a few showers a year. Surprisingly humid for the lack of precipitation.

Military

Air Force: 30 million State-of-the-art Flamacan F-18 Black Wolf Fighter Jets, with bombs and rockets, 10 million support helicopters. 100 million engineers, pilots, scientists.

Infantry: 150,500,000 units equipped with Righcter Machine Guns (Flamacan-Made), 150,500,000 units equipped with Sorfult Sniping Equipment (Also Flamacan), 1000 Elite Black Wolves

Navy: 2 million air-craft carriers, 12 million subs, 12 million Search and Destroy Scout Ships. 125 million Naval Crew and 125 million Marines

Army: 10 million Amphibious tanks, all equiped with seeker missles. 1 million stealth corps and 20 million tank personnel 1 million Special Forces.

Space: 1 PlatinumEye Space Station, equipped with a GPS tracking system and focusable laser. 30 man crew. 40 million starfighter pilots.

Allies: HTO, Cholganna

Total Personnel: 712,001,000

Total vehicles: 78,000,000

Current War: Mongolian Warriors Aid Effort

Summary of military: The Flamacan military works as a unit. It also works well with the HTO, and is a force to be reckoned with.

Main Flamacan Franchises

Strybe: Car Manufacturing

Sorfult: Sniping Equipment

Righcter: Assault Rifles, Machine Guns

History

The Founding:

Raynar Brusque(founder of Flamaca) was tired of life in Australia. He decided to find an unhabited plot of land to build a nation commited to war. It was in Hyrule that he found his land. He was graciously accepted by Ness Snorlaxia. He had many followers, and that was why the nation was able to get off the ground. He had 4 friends that he gave political power, though he sent 2 of them to the Hyrulian mainland to create a sister-nation, Nisomia. Ponco Fros and Bob Horowits were the founders of Nisomia.

Ponco Fros Assassinated:

All was well between the 2 nations, until 6 nations in Hyrule died within an hour of each other. Ponco Fros, leader of Nisomia at the time, mistook a Flamacan Flag as a hanky, blowing his nose on it. Raynar was furious, and assassinated Ponco Fros. Bob Horowits came to power in Nisomia. Within a couple of hours of this, a UN report was issued, seeing Nisomia reach it's highest ranking in it's history. Flamaca was showered in praise.

The Invasion of Nisomia:

A strong alliance was formed between these 2 nations until, a few months later, UN delegate of Hyrule, Ness Snorlaxia, started handing out Oscars. Bob Horowits decided to copy Ness and fired a bunch of Golden Globes out of an air-rifle, injuring many political leaders. Raynar declared war on Nisomia, pulverising them. Bob Horowits jumped to the Flamacan political party just in time. Nisomia's land is now called New Flamaca and is now Flamacan soil.

The Black Wolf Wildlife Sanctuary:

It was during the invasion of Nisomia that Raynar built The Black Wolf Wildlife Sanctuary, the only place where tourists can see a wild Black Wolf. The Sanctuary is Currently looking at expanding by opening branches in the New Flamacan cities of Nicomensar and Militia.

Raynar's death:

A few weeks later, Raynar died of VODAIS. Alex Kopfhurst came to power, with Bob Horowits as political advisor. Peace was kept in Flamaca for the most part, except for an epic battle with Cholganna, which resulted in Kopfhurst becoming a cyborg and defeating Cholganna. The two nations are now closely allied and come to the aid of each other whenever it is needed.

Porcu War:

Flamaca had joined Pacdude in the war against Porcu. The war had not broken out yet and Porcu and Greater Mactopia did not want conflict. After some discussion with the Mactopian president, Richard Masters, Alex Kopfhurst decided to withdraw. Alex also closed trade from Flamaca while there was still hostilities.

Kopfhurst Kidknapped:

Flamaca joined the HTO, and helped former enemies Porcu in squashing terrorists out of Hyrule. A group of them kidknapped Alex kopfhurst, and the entire HTO aided Flamaca in rescuing him. It was a complete massacre. Kopfhurst was recovered, and the helicopter was on it's way back to Flamaca. However, the terrorists sent jets in pursuit. The three jets that were flanking the helicopter turned back, to deal with them. At that moment, the enemy jets fired, destroying the helicopter. Kopfhurst died. Bob Horowits came to power, and gave the vote back to the Flamacan citizens.

Honshuwa:

The HTO continued fighting terrorists, and were just fine, until Honshuwa challenged the HTO. The Empress stockpiled nuclear weapons, causing protests. The Empress of Honshuwa then launched a missile at one of the cities, killing everyone. Flamaca decided to step in. They were closely followed by the rest of the HTO, and Coliumbos. They had cornered the Empress, and were moving in, when Coliumbos launched a nuclear missile, wiping out 1/3 of the Flamacan army. Coliumbos was banned from Hyrule. Honshuwa decided to move to another planet.

The Aliens:

Honshuwa had almost completed their move. The sleeper ship was just about to enter the atmosphere, when it was destroyed. The PlatinumEye had picked it up, and opened fire, it turned out it was aliens. The HTO destroyed the ship, but more came. Thankfully, they didn't pose too much of a threat.

Frazmore Puddlewads Comes to Power:

Bob Horowits had snapped. Frazmore Puddlewads, commander of the military, organised a rebellion. They stormed the palace, and Puddlewads killed Horowits. Shortly afterwards, Puddlewads turned Flamaca into a feudal monarchy.

The Black Dawn:

There was a new terrorist group in Hyrule. They called themselves the Black Dawn, and were powerful. They kidknapped Emporer Tyrion of Arcaia, and the HTO went in to rescue him. They proved to be a bigger threat than previously anticipated, but they were defeated in the end.

Puddlewads Assassinated:

King Puddlewads was overseeing some military things, when he was shot in the head by a Dark Elf. He left many things in his will. He gave his best friend, and former commander of the military, Henry Dawson, kingship. He gave his son, Phillip Jasobar, the command of the military.

War on Rakarth:

The HTO were at war for some time in Rakarth. They kept fighting, but, thanks to the combined efforts of Flamaca, Porcu, Arcaia and Eternal Moon Child, Rakarth was defeated. Their leader, Morgath, fled, and Rakarth's true heir came to power. However, he fled, leaving power to the Arcaian emporer, Tyrion.

Flamaca Becomes Secretary General of the HTO:

Recently, Flamaca won the HTO Secretary General Elections. Prince Phillip Jasobar is now co-ordinating the efforts in Mongolian Warriors.