Funkey Kingston

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Funkey Kingston
Location: Skaos on the Kingston Lake and along the Maytall River
Founded: 1963
Known For First Wave SKa, and extremely Politically Active Citizens
Population Rank: 6th
Economic Rank: 7th


Funkey Kingston is a city of first wavers, known for a "accent" we call funkey scat. Kingston is big on law and politics and therefore is given the nickname land of kings. Since the city is on Kingston lake and surrounded by marshes, the are a great deal of watersports

Environment

The City is located on the Kingston Lake, which has a marsh-like climate. The city and the lake are difficult to tell apart because they blend together, with many buildings in Funkey Kingston being build on the water. The weather also features a very low fog, and being at the edge of the Ambiguous Sun Activity, it has a week of no sun and a week of no nightime.

Culture

Kingstoners are known for their "hippylike attitudes. There are protests every other day and when there is nothing else left to protest a hat full of nouns and adjectives is used to draw out something to protest. For a week the city was protesting orange.

The City also features 1st wave Ska. Desmond Dekker is commonly found playing shows in Kingston. The Kingstoners also build a stadium to house his presence, named O Big hall O the King O Ska. Also many features around the city are named after a 1st wave influence. Such as the Maytall river named after the Toots and the Maytalls. And Marsh areas named after the members of the Specials. Also at 5 pm every day the cities theme song "Funkey Kingston" by the Toots and the Maoytalls is played. Kingstoners are known for having an "accent" which is called funkey Scat. The city also has very many protests as citizens here are very politically active.

Sports

Penguins here make a sport out of protesting. Another interesting sport here is crocidile wrestling. The Population of crocidiles once had a dramatic slump once Willey stayed for a visit. For penguins who don't want to risk their lives, theres kayaking over the Toot Falls, where the Maytall river has a 6 mile long white water ride. The City also features the National sports of fishing and biking with many trails leading away from the city.

==Geography==
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The Kingston Marshes Located around Lake Kingston
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The City is mainly built upon Lake Kingston. The rest of the city is located in marshes along the Maytall River. All of Downtown is on the Lake while most schools and housing is on the land of the marshes. The Cape Highway also heads through the city. The city also includes the Rattlin Bog, a stange bog which emits random rythmic noises.

Economy

The city features some of the Book Publishing industry, while sign making, kite creating, glove production, and organic medicines are also some major industries. Many buisnisses close down for days to protest something, but Kingstoners are very efficient when they actually get to work.

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