G'irgah

The g'irgah is the title given to the national coach of Cockbill Street. A tough and demanding job, it has been occupied by such diverse characters as a two-metre tall dwarf, a real dwarf, a math-logic device (better known in the techonological world as a computer), an imprisoned nerd with a craving for caffeine, a former Audioslavian defender, an out-and-out-defensive Rejistanian and, most recently, a woman. Although it has worked in some sense, the officials at the Department of Sports have high goals, and several have been sacked in controversial events - some even during the World Cup finals stages.

List of g'irgahs since the Street joined the World Cup

• Carrot Ironfoundersson 1700-1709
• Olaf Iskalt 1709-1725
• Hexatux 1725-1730
• Siki Rej and Hexatux 1730-1734
• Lee Branson 1734-1739
• Kansu Lyku 1740-1746
• Christine Andrews 1746-