Garatrism

Garatrism is a widely practiced religious belief in New York Jet Fanatics

Overview of Garatrism

Garatrism is a religion which worships the internet. Many find them surprisingly sensible given their beliefs. In Offensive NFL Speak, a Garatrist is literally, One who understands the secrets of big white boxes with lots of metal inside. Garatrists study the internet extensively, and the New York Jet Fanatics computer market (Which is one product on New York Jet Fanatics' small private economic sector) is essentially dominated by several large groups of brilliant Garatrist researchers. The driving belief behind Garatrism is that the internet is holy, and therefore those who can control it are holy. By this token, nearly every computer technician or programmer is a Garatrist by default. Garatrists have six massive religious texts, five of which are help manuals on extremely advanced computer topics. These books are called, respectively, Connich Basic, Connich C++, Connich HTML, Connich Java and Connich Perl-script. (In Offensive NFL Speak, Connich is the word for guide [to]). The sixth and remaining text is a brief history of the internet and why it is so important. It is called, Geerach Nennachenan, literally, It is important that Cyberspace (exist).

Religious fractionation

• Approximately 53% of citizens of New York Jet Fanatics practice Cyetaneloism.
• Approximately 21% of citizens of New York Jet Fanatics practice Fachillianism.
• Approximately 19% of citizens of New York Jet Fanatics practice Garatrism.
• Approximately 6% of citizens of New York Jet Fanatics practice Baramianism.
• Approximately 1% of citizens of New York Jet Fanatics practice Ilkestreyonism.