Hamboniastion

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Hamboniastion
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Flag of Hamboniastion
Motto: "I'll Cook Your Sock!"
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Region The Swamp
Capital Yotsuba
Official Language(s) Tyrian, Drullic
Leader Walter Trent Snacks
Population 2 Billion
Currency 10 Bux 
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Geography and Environment

Hamboniastion and its neighbors of MFUSR, Calvinastion, and Altrufal are all situated upon the island continent of Tyr, which is located in the northeastern seas. In comparison to other landmasses, the continent is rather small, but it is the home of more than 8 billion human beings. 2 billion of these people live within the borders of Hamboniastion. Hamboniastion itself is a temparate nation with little change in climate. It is by far the warmest nation on the continent. Hamboniastion's average temperature is 70 degrees, and it is hard to tell seasons apart. This is due to intense pollution and global warming.

The majority of Hamboniastion's land is made up of extensive tracts of dirt, sand, and yellowed grass. There are plenty of lakes and rivers, but the water is sickly and discolored. Hamboniastion is known as a wasteland to its neighbors. However, most of its land is built upon anyway.

Status

Hamboniastion has been occupied militarily by the forces of MFUSR since 1918 CE. The military has no direct say in the government policy of Hamboniastion, but uses intimidation tactics to bend policies to the favor of MFUSR. In contrast to the socialist government of MFUSR, Hamboniastion is a coporate state. The current president for life, Walter Trent Snacks, is also the CEO of the mining giant, Yotsuba Corp. The influence of corporations is so great that the capital city's name changes depending on who rules the country. In a sense, city names are nothing more than advertisements. This is evident when one sees "Grandma Ethel's Pies City" and "McTropolis" on Hamboniastion's map. Rather than breaking down these corporations, MFUSR leaves them in place and reaps a tremendous profit off of them every year. This method has earned MFUSR some criticism from the rest of the world and its own citizens.

Well-known Corporations in Hamboniastion

  • Metal Storm Incorporated (Arms Manufacturing)
  • Purple Heart Industries (Arms Manufacturing)
  • Apocalypse Wow! (Arms Manufacturing)
  • COMET (Arms Manufacturing)
  • Cowboy Steve's (Food Preparation)
  • I Can't Believe it's not Dog! (Food Preparation)
  • Shiny Dealies (Technology)
  • Omegatron Incorporated (Technology)
  • Not Responsible for Collision-Related Fires Inc. (Automotive)
  • Vrüm (Automotive)
  • Yotsuba Corp. (Mining)
  • Totally Worth Blood Industries (Oil)
  • Black Gold Inc. (Oil)
  • Cleaner than Wind Power* Incorporated (Oil)