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James Swanner was the notorious dictator of Eurasia from CE 2000-2007.
Early Life
Born on 17 July 1961 in a small hospital near RAF High Wycombe in southern Eurasia, Swanner was the child of a goldsmith, Adrian Swanner, and a prostitute, Melissa Breckman. His father deserted James' mother five weeks after James was born; Swanner grew up never knowing who his father was. His mother was abusive, often drunk, and gone for long stretches of the day as she worked as an adult movie star. As he grew up, his mother could no longer afford daycare services after school for James. As a result, James would often do his math homework in plain view of his mother's work as a pornography star.
In 1972, local authorities decided that Melissa was a poor mother for the eleven-year-old, and had him removed to a foster home. His foster parents were university graduates who loved and cared for him, providing him with a myriad of educational materials. James had a predilection for public speaking and politics. Many people said that his orations had an almost hypnotic effect, that they felt compelled to act on his words.
James did excellently in school, recieving top marks. Swanner was such an excellent student, in fact, that he attended Westminster University at the tender age of fifteen, where he recieved a doctoral degree in international relations and international finance.
Political Career
With the encouragement of one of Swanner's numerous girlfriends, James decided to run in the 1983 mayoral election in his hometown of High Wycombe. Dashing, young, and energetic, he won by a landslide, and he served as mayor for seven years until 1990. At that point, his city wanted him to run as the Member of Parliament for their shire. He obliged, and swept the election once more, running on a Conservative platform. Over the next ten years, Swanner sat on parliamentary committees that dealt with the armed forces, the EBG, banking regulations, and the creation of the eura.
