Jeremy Jaffacake

Jeremy Jaffacake was Audioslavia's main sports reporter. As seen on TV, as heard on radio, and ad read in RPs for over one and a half RL years, Jeremy was the face of sport for the Audioslavian media, famed for his signing-off catchphrase 'I've been Jeremy Jaffacake, G'nite bitches.'

Jeremy Jaffacake's adventures included taking a bet from Rage Against The Machine frontman Zack De La Rocha that Zack couldn't convince Lemmitanian radio broadcaster Gil Lemson that he was the same Gil Lemson that had broadcasted for Lemmitanian radio twenty years previously, and also urinating into bottles at a water-bottling plant in Halfassedstates in a bid to poison their football team, who Audioslavia were due to play the following day.