Jerome Jaffacake-Phillips

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Jerome Jaffacake-Phillips
Nationality:Krytenian/Audioslavian
Position:Centre Forward
Caps:55
Goals:43
Clubs Played For:Ellisham Wanderers
Managerial Career: -none-
Notes
Son of Audioslavian journalist Jeremy Jaffacake

Born to a socialite mother famed for being photographed falling out of clubs by the local paperazzi, Jerome Jaffacake-Phillips was more than ready for the media spotlight when he made his debut aged just sixteen. Since then, his career blossomed, scoring at a rate of knots for both club and country. Alas, what should have been his greatest night turned into his greatest error - with the prospect of meeting his father post-game playing on his mind, he scored an own goal that eliminated his nation of birth at the hands of the nation of his blood; Audioslavia. Since retiring from the game, he has begun to make inroads into the media, and is currently KBS's colour commentator of choice.