Jerome Jaffacake-Phillips
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Jerome Jaffacake-Phillips | |
Nationality: | Krytenian/Audioslavian |
Position: | Centre Forward |
Caps: | 55 |
Goals: | 43 |
Clubs Played For: | Ellisham Wanderers |
Managerial Career: | -none- |
Notes | |
Son of Audioslavian journalist Jeremy Jaffacake |
Born to a socialite mother famed for being photographed falling out of clubs by the local paperazzi, Jerome Jaffacake-Phillips was more than ready for the media spotlight when he made his debut aged just sixteen. Since then, his career blossomed, scoring at a rate of knots for both club and country. Alas, what should have been his greatest night turned into his greatest error - with the prospect of meeting his father post-game playing on his mind, he scored an own goal that eliminated his nation of birth at the hands of the nation of his blood; Audioslavia. Since retiring from the game, he has begun to make inroads into the media, and is currently KBS's colour commentator of choice.