Jimmy Baca

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Jimmy Baca
Nation
Omigodtheykilledkenny
Title
Secretary of the Treasury
Age
30
Once said:
"You think an international incident will come of this? ... On a scale of zero to 10, where zero is 'complete disaster somehow averted,' and 10 is 'OMGzNUCLEARHOLOCAUSTWEALLDIE'...?"

James Baca, Jr. is the treasury secretary of the Federal Republic of Omigodtheykilledkenny. His father, James Sr., was the wealthy executive of Bigcups™ Women's Lingerie (whose products are exceptionally popular in Thessadoria) before dying in a tragic 2004 skydiving accident brought on by mid-life crisis. Baca Jr.'s mother (and James Sr.'s trophy widow) Ileana Cazares-Baca currently runs the family business.

Holding an MBA in hostile takeovers from Thorograd Central College of Business, Baca's first job out of school was as an assistant manager for the West Thorograd Imperial Reyes Hotel, where he proved so adept at flunkying that in 2005 he was appointed (at his mother's urging) as deputy assistant undersecretary for international affairs under then-Secretary of the Treasury Susa Batko-Yovino, wherein Baca mostly gofered for the secretary and accompanied him to international trade conferences and the like. During one such "trade conference" in Karma City in 2006, Batko-Yovino had the misfortune of being selected as Karmicarian Queen Adrienne's husband. Baca was made acting secretary almost immediately afterward, by virtue of his being the only Treasury Department official besides the secretary who even existed. [1]

Baca was expected to become deputy secretary once Batko-Yovino returned (since it was assumed his marriage wouldn't last), but the secretary never did return, necessitating a permanent appointment. To no one's surprise Baca was named, but when Batko-Yovino unexpectedly turned up in September 2007 after being gone a year, it was too late. Baca was confirmed as secretary shortly thereafter, and Batko-Yovino was nominated as ambassador to the United Nations.

Baca currently lives in Paradise City with his wife, Scandinavian semi-supermodel Janis Fritzbergdottir, whom he wed in January of this year.

fernandasmall3.jpg Officials of the Fernanda Administration
Manuelo Fernanda | Antigone Morgan | Alex Tehrani | Jack Riley | Jimmy Baca | Charlie Valentine | Karen Greene | Susa Batko-Yovino | Jenny Chiang