Jingus Gonorrhea

Jingus Gonorrhea was notable as being possibly the worst World Cup footballer in the history of the game. Gonorrhea was found living in a cardboard box on the streets of Northern City, Kingsford by then-coach Henry Tuck. He was recruited to play for the Kingsford National by Tuck. During World Cup 14, Gonorrhea was noted as scoring the one and only goal in the final match against Rejistania, winning Kingsford its first World Cup. The goal was scored as a sincere Rejistanian effort hit Gonorrhea in the back, and as the players rushed to his attention, the ball bounced subtly into the Rejistanian goal. The referee, having not stopped the clock, allowed the goal.
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