Legislation (Edvardus)

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Paolo VII

  • Curfew for teenagers: all teenagers who are caught outside too late are sent to jail
  • Long arduous trials are held for the most trivial of offences
  • Parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads (renewed by Pio XIII)
  • Wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned
  • Citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits
  • Government provides after-school activities to keep children off the streets and out of gangs
  • Most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists
  • Mining industry has taken a hit from tighter environmental regulations preventing the mining of gold on the floor of Lake Matteo
  • Schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students
  • Government pours millions of dollaros into rehabilitation programs annually
  • An enormous health awareness programme is underway
  • Edvardus's educational system to be the envy of many and regarded as a pinnacle of educational achievement (renewed by Pio XIII)
  • Retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites
  • Torture is illegal
  • It is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws
  • All-natural foods are becoming a major fad
  • Smoking is banned in public areas
  • A series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates
  • Roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews
  • Many parents are becoming frustrated with their children's choices in spouses
  • Skateparks can be found in every city
  • There's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt
  • Reporters often lose their jobs over fact-checking errors
  • CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options
  • Welfare funding has recently gone through the roof
  • All artwork is carefully screened for offensive material
  • All guns must be registered (amended: all guns are banned by Giulio IV)

Giulio IV

  • Study of medicine is popular throughout Edvardus
  • Prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators
  • Tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests
  • The public are free to vote for whomever the government wants in office
  • Guns are banned (repealed: all guns must be registered by Paolo VII)
  • Judicial system legislates morality
  • Heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste and avoid even more costly cleanup costs
  • Meat-eating is frowned upon
  • The government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance
  • The state pays for care of easily preventable illnesses
  • Gambling addicts regularly lose their families' nest eggs at Native Edvardusite casinos
  • All beauty contests have been banned
  • All weapon research has been banned

Pio XIII

  • The police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs
  • Those found guilty of illicit affairs are jailed
  • All writing must pass a censorship board before being allowed on the shelves
  • The military frequently holds bake sales to raise funds
  • X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low
  • Convicted murderers are free to walk the streets provided they attend rehabilitation classes
  • Drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government
  • The government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting
  • Re-education centers are being added to most prisons
  • Public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people"
  • Every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government
  • Research into 'designer babies' is banned
  • The institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced
  • Government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries
  • The nation's first space rocket -- sponsored by Pepsi -- is being developed
  • Referends are banned by law and the Parliament has absolute control of the legislative process
  • Space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down
  • Motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours
  • The government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country

Marcello III