Legislation (Edvardus)
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Paolo VII
- Curfew for teenagers: all teenagers who are caught outside too late are sent to jail
- Long arduous trials are held for the most trivial of offences
- Parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads (renewed by Pio XIII)
- Wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned
- Citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits
- Government provides after-school activities to keep children off the streets and out of gangs
- Most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists
- Mining industry has taken a hit from tighter environmental regulations preventing the mining of gold on the floor of Lake Matteo
- Schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students
- Government pours millions of dollaros into rehabilitation programs annually
- An enormous health awareness programme is underway
- Edvardus's educational system to be the envy of many and regarded as a pinnacle of educational achievement (renewed by Pio XIII)
- Retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites
- Torture is illegal
- It is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws
- All-natural foods are becoming a major fad
- Smoking is banned in public areas
- A series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates
- Roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews
- Many parents are becoming frustrated with their children's choices in spouses
- Skateparks can be found in every city
- There's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt
- Reporters often lose their jobs over fact-checking errors
- CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options
- Welfare funding has recently gone through the roof
- All artwork is carefully screened for offensive material
- All guns must be registered (amended: all guns are banned by Giulio IV)
Giulio IV
- Study of medicine is popular throughout Edvardus
- Prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators
- Tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests
- The public are free to vote for whomever the government wants in office
- Guns are banned (repealed: all guns must be registered by Paolo VII)
- Judicial system legislates morality
- Heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste and avoid even more costly cleanup costs
- Meat-eating is frowned upon
- The government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance
- The state pays for care of easily preventable illnesses
- Gambling addicts regularly lose their families' nest eggs at Native Edvardusite casinos
- All beauty contests have been banned
- All weapon research has been banned
Pio XIII
- The police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs
- Those found guilty of illicit affairs are jailed
- All writing must pass a censorship board before being allowed on the shelves
- The military frequently holds bake sales to raise funds
- X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low
- Convicted murderers are free to walk the streets provided they attend rehabilitation classes
- Drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government
- The government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting
- Re-education centers are being added to most prisons
- Public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people"
- Every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government
- Research into 'designer babies' is banned
- The institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced
- Government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries
- The nation's first space rocket -- sponsored by Pepsi -- is being developed
- Referends are banned by law and the Parliament has absolute control of the legislative process
- Space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down
- Motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours
- The government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country