Loserslavia

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Loserslavia
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Flag of Loserslavia
Motto: I used to be cool, but Loserslavia changed my life.
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Region The Tableland
Capital Loser City
Official Language(s) Primary - English; Secondary - Tablelandian
Leader Queen Nikita
Population 1.259 billion
Currency Francmark 
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Losercracy of Loserslavia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its punitive income tax rates. Its compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 1.259 billion are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 75%, and even higher for the wealthy. A large private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Basket Weaving and Beef-Based Agriculture.

Fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, untold millions of francmarks are going into a new government-funded maternity leave scheme, the Navy has outraged the international community by sinking a boatload of refugees to prevent them reaching the shore, and gambling addicts regularly lose their families' nest eggs at Native Loserslaviaite casinos. Crime is well under control, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Loserslavia's national animal is the orange-plumed parakeet, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the francmark.