Loserslavia
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Motto: I used to be cool, but Loserslavia changed my life. | |
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Region | The Tableland |
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Capital | Loser City |
Official Language(s) | Primary - English; Secondary - Tablelandian |
Leader | Queen Nikita |
Population | 1.259 billion |
Currency | Francmark |
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It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 75%, and even higher for the wealthy. A large private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Basket Weaving and Beef-Based Agriculture.
Fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, untold millions of francmarks are going into a new government-funded maternity leave scheme, the Navy has outraged the international community by sinking a boatload of refugees to prevent them reaching the shore, and gambling addicts regularly lose their families' nest eggs at Native Loserslaviaite casinos. Crime is well under control, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Loserslavia's national animal is the orange-plumed parakeet, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the francmark.