Macrocorp

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Macrocorp is a corporation based in the nation of Haxxoristan. It is headquartered in Nukus. Because President Romulus Augustulus was CEO of Megacorp before he rigged the...I mean, was democratically elected by the people of Haxxoristan, and because he retained his position as CEO, Macrocorp is very difficult to distinguish from the government of Haxxoristan. Currently, Macrocorp employs around half the population of Haxxoristan, and has many, many departments and subsidary branches. One of these subsidary branches, Macrocorp Private Security, recruits, trains and operates Haxxoristan's defence forces. Another, Macrocorp Defence Industries, manufactures all sorts of weapons, mainly rip-offs of Chinese military equipment. There is also Macrorop Pharmaceutical, which inspired the evil pharmaceutical corporation featured in Resident Evil, Macrocorp Entertainment, creator of the S.M.I.L.E surveillance and production motivation network (S.M.I.L.E dosn't really stand for anything at all) Macrocorp Food, owner of Macrocorp Meat, producer of "Caspian Pork," and also creator of Macrowheat, Macrocow, and all sorts of other delicious monstrosities. Fianlly, there's Macrocorp Red Tape, which handles the bueracracy of Haxxoristan and of Macrocorp. As with the government of Haxxoristan, President Romulus Augustulus maintains tight control of Macrocorp. The other members of the Board of Directors are his puppets, at best.