Major Ass Kicking 3
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| Flag of Major Ass Kicking 3 | |
| Motto: Pitiful Humans, bow before the Irken Empire! | |
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| Region | Flavian Amphitheatre |
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| Capital | Conventia |
| Official Language(s) | [English] |
| Leader | The Tallest |
| Population | 2 billion |
| Currency | Krazy Taco |
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Brief History
The Empire of MAK has been through trials and tribulations. After founding the region 'The Land of Unmentionable Doom' he began to wreck havoc on other, less competant regions such as Tengai No Mizu, causing pain and suffering to it's oppressing dictator. But it came at a price. The empire was nearly destroyed twice. Once from deletion, the other from tragic inactivity caused by assorted real life happenings. But then a new existence in the powerful region of Scarfaces was calling, and MAK 3 answered. He held key positions in the Scarfacian Government, such as a member of the senate and a regional ambassador to the UNC. He was officially affiliated with the Centrist Action Party of Scarfaces. On March 5th 2006, the founder of Scarfaces went on an ejection rampage following the discovery of his sabotoge using puppets. MAK 3 was one of the loyal Scarfacians ejected from the now defunct region. Forced to forge ahead, he joined Flavian Amphitheatre, where where many friends and fellow Scarfacian refugees now reside. This new region is blossoming, with over 60 nations, and has a promising future in NS.
"From my ashes will rise something so great and mighty, not even all the forces of Earth can stop it's coming."
Spotlight on Major Ass Kicking 3
UN Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights: Few Economy: Frightening Political Freedoms: Outlawed
The Galifornia Hating Syndicate of Major Ass Kicking 3 is a massive, safe nation, notable for its complete absence of social welfare. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.078 billion are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Public Transport. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing industries.
It is illegal to make racist remarks in public, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways, and billions of Krazy Tacos are being blown on orbital weapons development. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Major Ass Kicking 3's national animal is the GIR, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Krazy Taco.
