Mark Reyes

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Mark Reyes
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Nation
Omigodtheykilledkenny
Title
Ambassador to Karmicaria
Age
23
Once said:
"Life's a bitch, then you get stuck with one."

Mark Reyes is a Kennyite "diplomat" currently serving as his nation's ambassador to Karmicaria. He is also the heir to the substantial Reyes hotel fortune and a regular on the Paradise City celebrity club scene, where he's been seen partying with such luminaries as punk-rocker Tom Margera, former MTV personality and Playboy model Jessie McArthur, Gruenberg's Princess Jianna Woltzten, and his older sister Tammy Reyes, the trashy hotel heiress currently filming a reality TV show in The Federated Klatchian Coast while serving as "ambassador" to that country.

With Karmicaria becoming a rising power in the NationStates multiverse, repeatedly flexing its muscle at the United Nations, sitting on the Regional Security Council, and its queen wedding OMGTKK Treasury Secretary Susa Batko-Yovino, the post at the Federal Republic's Karma City embassy was becoming increasingly important. So rather than appoint anyone the least bit qualified, the Fernanda Administration chose Reyes, and designated to clean up after him respected veteran diplomat Greg Hunter, who was active in international affairs during a crucial period in Kennyite history. However, history is a terrible subject for most Kennyites -- including the ones who write the history books -- so no one really remembers what crucial period that was. He might have had something to do with Lois-Must-Die.

Reyes' designation to serve in Karma City was actually his fourth such designation in his short career as a diplomat; the Karmicarians were the only ones foolish enough to say yes to him. As a testament to its supremacy in the region, the Federal Republic was also sure to request ridiculously excessive accommodations for its largely superfluous delegation. Karmicaria was dumb enough to approve those, too. And they call Kennyites stupid. Secretary of State Alex Tehrani informed Karmicarian Foreign Minister Samara Rein that Reyes' main duties as ambassador would be "excessive drinking, partying, clubbing, starting barfights, assaulting waitresses for not knowing 'who my fucking father is?!', and possibly serving as a KCU 'serviceman' on the side," and as many regional observers have noted since his arrival in the queendom, Reyes has done just that. Let no one say he wasn't up to the task.

Additional Material

Omigodtheykilledkenny Diplomatic Personnel
Alex Tehrani | Jack Riley | Susa Batko-Yovino | Jenny Chiang | Antoin Venn | Lenny Beteta | Sammy Faisano | Tad Braxton | Derek Logan | Angela Heimann-Weisenstrauss | Mark Reyes | Abe DeGuzman | Fritz Conway | George Brown | Jim Grady | Jessie McArthur