Martian Muffin

The Martian Muffin was literally, a gigantic, (981 meter in diameter) chocolate chip muffin positioned in Martian orbit by the efforts of the United States of Allanea and the Ineffable Friendly Muffin Corporation. At the inception of the Muffin, attempts have been made by Mangalan and other adventurer to either steal the entire muffin or parts of it. As of the moment of writing, all attempts to steal or dislocate the oversized pastry have failed. Eventually interest in the Muffin has waned, and it remains in Mars orbit - though what sense or point this muffin makes is unknown so far

Various speculations have been made about the purpose of the muffin, though none are confirmed so far - that the Muffin is a surveillance satellite by either Alllanean, Turtelian, or ESUS intelligence, a hidden weapon, or a psychological experiment by the University of Concord, Allanean West Virginia. The first two are obviously impossible - the muffin is empty of any engines of electronics save a location-tracking/warning beacon - and the third is denied vehemently by University sources, even though Allanean journalists and bloggers continue to state this.

As stated, the Muffin is implanted with a tracking/warning beacon by the Ineffable Friendly Muffin corporation, transmiting the following message:

Ineffable Friendly Muffin Corporation, a division of Ineffable Killamajigs And Deathrays Incorporated, is pleased to present you with the Martian "That's No Moon!" Muffin! Installed in orbit at the request of, and upon extortionate payment from, The United States of Allanea, Ineffable Friendly Muffin Corporation and all affiliated corporations and host nation(s) accept no responsibility for the subsequent doings of this muffin. We have installed it in a stable orbit, any decay is therefore due to interference and we will not be held responsible for anything whatsoever.

It was eventually blown up by a TYCS strike.