Martin James
Martin James is the Zwangzug ambassador to Unkerlantum.
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Selection Process
James claims that he was the only survivor of a governmental committee of eight assigned to search Bangkok for a willing ambassador, who retreated after the other seven were killed and was awarded the position. Being as there is no one to affirm or deny the claim, its validity is dubious. However, he has no other preposterous positions, besides being a veteran of The War of the Wall that Wasn't (which might have explained his selection to said committee).
Personal
James is impressed by the relatively free-market Unkerlantum economy, and has attempted to design "I survived Unkerlantum and all I got was this lousy T-shirt" apparel to promote worldwide. The socialist Zwangzug government frowns upon it, though corrupt Bangkok leaders have been approaching James regarding a slight modification.
Like most residents of Zwangzug, James is atheist.
