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Vital Statistics

All details are as of the 14th of October 2005.

Name  :- The Protectorate of Missing Dog Head

Location  :- The Black Hawks

Population  :- 433,000,000

Tax Rate  :- 90%

UN Category  :- Right-Wing Utopia

Civil Rights  :- Few

Economy  :- Powerhouse

Political Freedoms  :- Some

Main Industry  :- Information Technology (Black Market)

National Animal  :- Dog

National Currency  :- Tunafish

World Ranking  :- 99,895th for the Most Eco-Friendly Government.

Status in Raider Government :- TBH Director of Intelligence---TBH Brigadier General---WIA General of the Army Black Section

NS Life Story

I might tell my NS life story......

Well, I made a nation. I hated the name, but as you know, you can't change it, so after about a week, I made another, and I liked the name better. Then I got recruited by a region that will remain unnamed, along with these first few nations, so I joined them after talking to whoever recruited me. It was fun. Had fun on their forums for about a week, then I was told if I wanted to join the army, which was know as TITO, which meant absolutely nothing to me (they were not 10000 Islands, they were allied to them), so I did. At this point, I had no idea of what invading and defending were. I just thought the army was some kind of half role-playing thing.

Then, I moved my original nation there, having no concept of what an ip address is, I joined the forums with it too. During the same day, on a discussion on there chat board thing, while they were all speaking foreign languages, I got considerably racist, nothing I wouldn't say in real life, and that foreigners I know wouldn't care about. Anyway, I woke up the next morning, and checked my nations, they were both kicked out, with half explained reasons. I was confused, didn't know what I had done. So, naturally I complained, and got told I wasn't wanted, all the time getting telegrams sent to me about how racist I was.

About a day or two before this whole incident, I created a puppet "Missing Dog Head", because at this satge I was addicted to making nations, the story of the missing dog head can be found on the Black Hawks site. Anyway, I got picked up by the Black Hawks. I talked to Halcones, who was the one who recruited me. I liked the place. Learned about raiding, liked the whole idea. So I joined. And I registered on the forums. Had a good time, learnt fast. So, as others asked questions, I answered a lot of them, even though I was ony about a week into TBH.

People began to think I was in charge. I came up with a few good ideas, and got praise. It has been said that I was an important founding member of TBH. I started a lot of the activity and got a lot of the people truly interestd in raiding. All the time, I was rising the ranks, if not offically, at least in the respect I was getting. One day I woke up to a pm that started with sir!! I was shocked. It's such a wonderful feeling.

Then, we had the trials for Second-In-Command. It involved each of the candidates leading an invasion. I took mine no bother, even with a few hiccoughs that should have been easily picked up by the natives. I took it but did not keep it another update. A couple of people were using shared computers, which naturally had another NS player on them. So I got deleted for "condoning" UN multying, and they all got booted.

I thought I had made a public fool of myself, because muself and TBH were being accused of being cheaters on NSn. I decided I would leave the Black Hawks for a bit. Take a break, make my own region. So I created a nation called Anarchist Brotherhoods, and set up a region called Brotherhood of Anarchy. Nothing ever happened. Held out for about two or three days. Then I got bored. Came back to the big world for a bit. Okay, maube everybody didn't hate me. Got a message from the TBH General saying that it wasn't so bad. So I came back.

It was decided that the tests were taking too long, so we had an election. I got most votes, because everybody thought I was in charge already thanks to my previous antics. I kept along woth the idea. I won along with Anarcy 2005, Darkmatter the Corrupt, All Holy Names, and General Bob. I took intel. Everybody else took what they wanted, exccept Bob who got recruiting. Darkmatter had his ministership taken off him because he became inactive, because he got a new job which didn't involve him sitting on his ass all day playing online computer games. So, Black Buzzards got it.

I then went to the World Invaders Alliance forums. They were giving out government positions. Naturally I took one. And got it. The job was General of the Army Black Section. I then started planning a large invasion or two, which haven't been realised yet, so they can't be disclosed right now.

I then got really involved in intel work and have kinda left alone the whole raiding thing for the others.

Around the time of the elections, I read up a bit on fendas. I already knew about them. What they did, why they did it. How much raiders hate them. But I learnt some of the biggest name. TITO, RLA etc. I then realised that if I hadn't been slightly racist, TBH wouldn't have grown, and I could be still waiting for validation for TITO. There was also a point where I made a nation, and went to RLA by accident. I got inactive with it, so thankfully I became a raider a short time later.

How I actually came to NS at all is a much longer story for another time. That's enough for now.

MDH

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