No TV and No Beer
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| Flag of No TV and No Beer | |
| Motto: "Go crazy? Don't mind if I do!" | |
| Map of No TV and No Beer | |
| Region | Texas |
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| Capital | Lazy I Ranch |
| Official Language(s) | English, Spanish |
| Leader | Gabe "Thugg Nasty" Salazar |
| Population | 4.4 billion |
| Currency | tree-fiddy |
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The No-Man's Land of No TV and No Beer is a landlocked nation whose history is a miserable chronicle of repeated attacks, raids and invasions by hostile forces. Born in the desert wasteland of Valdesia, local leaders quickly grew tired of being constantly overrun and occupied by their psychotic neighbors and followed a group of disgruntled Valdesian nations to Antarctic Oasis, got a bunch of new psychotic neighbors, and were promptly invaded and occupied by the Kennyites, who were in need of some new real estate to stash their Xt'Tapolopaquetl natives. To solve the problem, OMGTKK scammed most of the Beerites into buying timeshares at Texan dude ranches, and promptly shipped them off and annexed their former territories. And when their fellow Texan-timeshare tenants arrived in the winter, the Beerites found themselves homeless. Although an officially "independent" nation, No TV and No Beer's "elected" "president," Fernanda homie and wannabe street thug Gabe "Thugg Nasty" Salazar, is really a Kennyite viceroy; Stripper Commandos (some of whom are suspected CPESL double agents) continue to provide "stabilization" in volatile areas; and Kennyite corporations have flooded the war-torn nation with substantial private security to protect vital business interests.
