Omigodtheykilledkenny

Omigodtheykilledkenny was founded in 1785 by desperate pilgrims seeking to escape oppression by the bloodthirsty Killer Prostitutes in their home country, the name and location of which has since been misplaced. Luckily, the weary travelers found the spacious and mostly unpopulated continent of Ameranta, and soon made contact with other infant nations in the region.

Founded on a centrist democratic tradition, Omigodtheykilledkenny has established business-friendly policies, resulting in a booming economy, and at every turn has labored to strengthen its military to better defend itself against hostile regimes. Its people and laws embrace free speech for even the most unpopular ideas.

A member of the United Nations, Omigodtheykilledkenny has been endorsed by seven Amerantan allies.

In 2000, Omigodtheykilledkenny -- alarmed by the threats of terrorism and weapons of mass destruction posed by the rogue, oil- and blood-soaked desert region of Valdesia -- invaded the hostile nation of Lois-Must-Die, forcing regime change and holding elections, which resulted in the rise to power of another evil dictator, but a much more Ameranta-friendly one. Since then, Omigodtheykilledkenny has maintained a massive military presence in Lois-Must-Die -- and has befriended unsavory nations such as Mark Tom and Travis, an anarchic state, and The Great White Knight, an evil dictatorship -- in order to increase intelligence capabilities in the troubled region.

Of late, Omigodtheykilledkenny has expressed alarm at the outrageous actions of Ameranta's founder, Vandross, and has considered seeking real estate in other regions, such as Valdesia (so the nation can keep a close watch on its enemies), the 10000 Islands or Wysteria.