Overlord Hasselhoff

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Overlord Hasselhoff
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Flag of Overlord Hasselhoff
Motto: Respect the Hoff, and he will respect you.
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Region The North Pacific
Capital Hot Shot City
Official Language(s) German
Leader Overlord David Hasselhoff
Population
Currency Du-Mark 
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Introduction

The Kingdom of Overlord Hasselhoff is a tiny, lush nation located in The North Pacific. Home to approximately 5 million battle-ready and unyielding people, The Kingdom’s force far exceeds what its pure numbers may suggest. The Hooded-Hoffsters, or simply: the HH, are an extremely loyal people, willing to do nearly anything to defend their nation and their overlord, David Hasselhoff.

Background Information

On April 1st, 1989, the network TV show Baywatch made its premiere. The show seemingly captivated the entire world as it eventually aired in over 100 different countries across the world. And yet, while the whole world tuned into Baywatch every night, one country in particular seemed to have an extra special passion for David Hasselhoff and his hit show Baywatch: the great nation of Germany.

As Baywatch eventually died out across the world, David Hasselhoff seemed to die along with it; however, his popularity in Germany remained at an all time high. In response, David clung to Germany, releasing music and holding concerts across the entire nation, and in particular, he released his most famous song, Du. It seemed that Hasselhoff’s popularity simply would never die in Germany. That assessment however, would prove to be dreadfully inaccurate.

Hasselhoff’s popularity in Germany sunk throughout the late 1990’s, and by the 21st century, he seemed to have come to a dead end. While the average German cared not about David seeming to fade away, a large group of radical Hasselhoff fans, the Hooded-Hoffsters (the HH), simply would not accept it. The HH could not believe their nation would betray Hasselhoff, so in retaliation, they began causing widespread attacks. Their attacks and protests across Germany grew, and the German government began striking back. The HH began to shrink in numbers, as many were killed in suicide bombings and other attacks.

The radical group quickly realized their hope for a Hasselhoff loving nation simply would never be found in Germany, and to truly fulfill their aspirations, they had to seek out a land of their own. The HH quickly emigrated from Germany, and began to hunt for a home. They noted that Europe was not a favorable location, as it had become too industrialized and powerful, so they headed for Asia, and in particular, the Northern Pacific. After many months of toil, the search finally ended when the HH stumbled upon a surprisingly large and still growing island in the Pacific, with only a small inhabiting tribe. They quickly annihilated the indigenous people in a blitzkrieg, moved their large group onto the island, and began the enormous preparations for the foreseen arrival of their self-declared overlord, David Hasselhoff.

Hasselhoff was understandably quite reluctant at first to relocate to this newly founded island in the pacific, but it soon became apparent that it was quite an amazing society. The HH made use of their extreme zeal and German engineering backgrounds to create a mid sea technological wonder. Infrastructures were set up all across the island in the form of water supply, military bases, schools, etc. Hasselhoff viewed these marvels with amazement, and finally on November 10, 2003, David Hasselhoff relocated himself, and began a new life as overlord of The Kingdom of Overlord Hasselhoff in its capital, Hot Shot City. Following his relocation, several millions of Germans relized the error they had made, and relocated to KOH, after signing a promise of loyalty.


Geography

Location: The North Pacific
Area: 28,000 sq km
Coastline: 1500 km
Comparable Size: Maryland
Climate: tropical; marine; rainy season during southwest monsoon (June to August); cloudiness is persistent and extensive all year.
Terrain: Lush tropical forests, extremely arable land throughout much of the country.

People

The people of The Kingdom, the Hooded-Hoffsters are an extremely loyal, battle ready people, mostly of Germanic descent.

Population: 5,000,000
Nationality: Hooded-Hoffsters
Languages: German
Literacy (over age 15 can read/write): 100%

Government

Country Name:
Conventional long form: The Kingdom of Overlord Hasselhoff
Conventional short form: KOH
Local long form: Das Königreich von Oberherr Hasselhoff
Local short form: Das Königreich

Government Type: Dictatorship
Capital: Hot Shot City
National Holiday: The Day of the Coming, November 10
Constitution: No constitution is in place
Title of Dictator: Overlord
Dictator:: David Hasselhoff

Economy

The economy of KOH is still in its earliest stages. It is believed however that the extreme passion and intelligence of the HH will lead to quick economic growth.

Military

Estimated Manpower: 4,000,000
Service Specifications: All citizens, male and female, at least 16 years old.
Service Requirements: One year of service is mandatory for all citizens age 16. In addition, the citizens are taught to constantly be prepared for attack.