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Revision as of 17:34, 21 June 2005
Contents
Overview
Pink Bunny Cola is an extremely popular drink in NS. It is produced by Pink Bunny Cola Incorporated. The products are easily identified by the light pink bottles with a controversial naked rabbit adorning the front label. Pink Bunny Cola is the official drink of the WBO.
Addictiveness
Pink Bunny Cola is 89% water, and has high amounts of concentrated sugar along with other substances which are a corporate secret. There are several scientific reports funded by PBC Inc suggesting that it is not addictive.
However, several chemical substances have been found (in practice) to lead to mild withdrawal symptoms and a craving for more of the drink. As a result, a few nations have not allowed the substance to be sold in its pure form. The corporation has developed Pink Bunny Cola Light as an alternative, but the effects of this drink are not entirely known yet. Purely concentrated Pink Bunny Cola (with the water distilled out of it) is thought to be very highly addictive.
A lawsuit against competitor the Resi Corporation, which claimed that the drink caused herpes, was settled out of court with compensation for the corpoation. Samples of Pink Bunny Cola supplied by PBC Inc to an independant, unbiased nation tested negative for herpies.
Product Variations
- Pink Bunny Cola
- Pink Bunny Cola Light (diet, sugarfree alternative)
- Pink Bunny One (low-calorie, low-carb alternative)
- Pink Bunny Lime (sold in Pacitalia, selectively in Knootoss - slated for full sale there by 2006)
- Pink Bunny Cherry
- Pink Bunny Classic (original recipe, hard to find but still produced)
PBC's formula
Only the two executives of the PBC Inc board know the formula to Pink Bunny Cola and it is therefore a closely guarded secret.
Commercial and slogan
The Pink Bunny Cola slogan: "If you drink it, you'll just want to 'hop' to the store for more."
