Pizduca
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| Motto: Stay out of my pizda | |
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| Region | the West Pacific |
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| Capital | Implacepula |
| Official Language(s) | Pizdanese(s) |
| Leader | HSH Curve Mare |
| Population | >100 million |
| Currency | scroffa |
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Pizduca is a relatively large nation located in the West Pacific. While the terrain may be called inhospitable by some, native Pizducians view the craggy and treacherous landscape as a metaphor for themselves. There are several black sand beaches encircling the Goaza Negru, a giant lake in the heart of Pizduca. There are many resorts located around Goaza Mare which provide Pizducians with entertainment and relaxation. At Coaie, the most exclusive resort in Pizduca, one can enjoy hot mud baths, treasure hunting, and celebrity karaoke. While Pizduca welcomes short term visitors, they do not encourage any form of immigration, hence the nation's motto "Stay out of my Pizda".
The capitol of Pizduca is Implacepula, a giant metropolis located in the North of Pizda. It is here that Her Serene Highness Curve Mare makes her home. There are two beautiful imperial palaces located in Implacepula, both designed by the great Pizducian architect, Basile Buze. (Tours are avaliable at a cost of 3000 scroffa). All types of diversion can be found in the capitol, there are streetside cafes, independent film festivals, car dealers on almost every corner and the most famous diversion of all - the annual "Running of the Beavers". The beaver is the national animal of Pizduca and is cherished for its inventiveness and persistance. HSH Curve Mare has constructed a giant beaver reserve near her summer palace in order to protect this endangered species.
Pizduca is a very safe country and crime has been almost completely eradicated, due in large part to the giant and dedicated national police force.
National Holidays:
March 15 - Ides of March
June 4 - Love My Beaver Day
September 26 -Running of the Beavers
October 7 - HSH Curve Mare Birthday
October 31 - Halloween
