Pong676
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Motto: Stink to the end. | |
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Region | Xgen |
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Capital | Stinkatonna |
Official Language(s) | English, Pongtoppotamian, Southern Pongtoppotamian |
Leader | The Unholy Super Skunk of Ashes and Dust |
Population | Close to 500 million |
Currency | Stinking Pound |
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Contents
Overview
Pong676 (pronounced pong-six-seven-six) is a great nation. It blasts most corporate scum away into the dust, yet it does allow some. No vote-buying, no corruption, just the way everyone likes it. Pong676 forever!
History
The wind was blowing violently as the founders came to this amazing land. They had come out of the ashes and dust of centuries of pointless war. Now was the time.
Politics
The title the prime minister recieves is The Unholy Super Skunk of Ashes and Dust. The other ministers are often refferred to as "The Minor Skunks", but this is not an official term.
Anyone and everyone can vote, but they don't have to do so.
Major Political Parties
- PoDS: Party of Democratic Socialists - In Power
- The Left-Hand Men
- Let's Be Boring Centrist Bureaucrats' Alliance
- The Right-Leaning Fist of Truth
- The Very Friendly Democratic Nazis
Not-so-major Political Parties
- The Let'sh Drinksh ash Mush ash Fee Like Parteesh
- Fear Us and We Won't Kill You (when we rise to power)
- Ferderation of World Domination Obsessives
- Von Bubba!
- The Libre Libre Libre Alliance
- The Army of XGen
National Animal
The super skunk is one of the most feared skunks on the planet. It can spray its disgusting fluid around for a lot longer than many skunks and can replenish it very quickly. Young men would oncen throw them up into the air and catch them to prove their bravery, but now we know that the super skunks have feelings too, and a sustainable number are being kept as pets.
Citizens
The Pongtoppotamians are known around the world for their frightful smell. That is one of the reasons why Pong676 is not a top tourist attraction. Pongtoppotamians are fiercely pround of their stinky heritage, and some of the more serious ones will not take a bath at all costs!
Related Countries and Colonies
- Pong676 II
- Pong676 III
- New XGenStudios
- Libre Libre Libre
- Libre Libre Libre II
- Pong676n IV