RejisCAST

Radio RejisCAST

The name of this Radio station means "Rejistanian broadcasts" or "Rejistanian Commercial and Sports Transmissions". This station is renowned for sport reports (especially of the World Cup) and for the different styles of rejistani music (many local radio stations only play the local style of music). Not only foreigners listen to it regularly but also rejistanians, especially because the reporters use the 'protection' of a foreign language for disrespectfull disputes and discussions, which might be considered to be not acceptable in Rejistania. That means: No one actually admits to listen to this radio station but you can find often a line on the frequency bar of the radios on exactly the position where RejisCAST is.

The station is broadcasted via AM and can be received in most parts of FIFA. There also exists a webstream but its quality is limited by rejistani technology and bandwidth and therefore close no nonexistent. It was a private firm for quite a long time but after a severe financial crisis, the state took over and secured its existence.

Moderators

You might know the following persons as DJs, live reporters or news-speakers:

• Sirake Tekim: Since years, he is the host. His job is mainly to sit in the studio in KaMaRi kali and to tell people why the connection to <insert location here> broke down.
• Elin Ri: He is a technician, who said 'yes' in the wrong moment (well, he really said: 'For a nice bonus, I will'), i.e. when asked wether he could do the broadcasts temporarily. He is normally in the location where the matches are played and fights both against the slani technology as well as against the foreign language. His son Syku Ri now maintains the webstream.
• Kansu Siki: After Elin Ri somehow explained the bosses that he can not be live reporter and technician at the same time, they searched for someone willing to do the broadcasts. Kansu Siki was the only candidate. He gave up as soon as there was a job with better pay.
• Hana Kansu: A woman as sport-reporter? Hana somehow managed to sneak into this domain of men and was chosen as favorite of the listeners. This might have something to do with her rejistanian-ish English or with the fact, that her voice is pretty sexy.
• Idine Sala (retired): The slani technology was the reason why this live reporter retired.
• Ju Lyku (retired): The only live reporter, who was fired, not because of his thick uncomprehensible accent but because he drank a bit too much after match reports.

People marked as retired still appear sometimes as stand-ins.