Romulus Augustulus is the current President of Haxxoristan and CEO of Macrocorp, a major corporation which employs around half the Haxxori population and competes with several rival conglomerates for economic control of the country. He was born in 1971, was hired by Macrocorp in 1985, entered business school in 1991, graduated in 1995, engineered a corporate military coup using Macrocorp's private security forces in 1996, replaced the Board of Directors and anyone else in a position of authority capable of challenging him with cronies in the same year after the previous holders of said offices all died in mysterious accidents in the same year, defeated Megacorp in the Corporate War of 1997 in 1997, expanded Macrocorp's marketing and total population employment share from 10% to 52% from 1997 to 1999, overthrew the government in 2000, was made President for Life unanimously in a popular referendum in the same year, survived 612 assasination attempts between 2000 and 2005, and survived 89 this year alone for good measure. He enjoys stamping out any opposition he may encounter, rigging elections, being an ambitious power-hungry parvenu, and breeding genetically modified monstrosities. He has been accused of being responsible for the deaths of over 200,000 people over his career. He has also set the world record for ballot box stuffing, personally stuffing more than 32,000 votes into a single small ballot box in Nukus.