Schartlefritzen

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The Most Serene Republic of
Schartlefritzen
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Flag of Schartlefritzen
National motto: "Ich Bin Ein Banane"
National anthem: "Oya Schartle!"
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Region The World Society
Capital Dartain
Largest City Thanangail
Population 36 million; March 2006 census
Official Language(s) Schartlefritz, English, French
Government
Queen-Empress
Dragon Knights
Lord-Governors
Constitutional Monarchy
Katrelena D'traia
Matthieu Tertulien, Samuel Price, and others
Cahen Johannes, Xathaniel Beckers, and others
Formed
Current Ruler Coronated
1977
2004
ISO Nation Code SCH
Currency Schartlecau (S*C)
Time Zone UTC+1
Internet TLD .sch
Calling Code +612
National Symbols
 • Animal
 • Fruit
 • Flower

Schartlecau
Papaya
Schartlefritz Dove-Tear
UN Status Member
Info: NationStates NSEconomy Pipian XML

The Most Serene Republic of Schartlefritzen is a large, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service. Its compassionate, cynical population of 36 million are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The government -- a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass -- juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Welfare, and Defence. The average income tax rate is 35%. A tiny private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

Prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams, drunk drivers are sentenced to death, abortions are routinely performed in Schartlefritzen's hospitals, and a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Schartlefritzen's national animal is the schartle dwarf cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the schartlecau.