See U Jimmy

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Legalese (http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/52888/page=display_nation/nation=see_u_jimmy) scotland.jpg Region: Zeta Eridani Motto: It's better to eat than be eaten (or Stich that pal) Official Language: English (not American or Australian) Capital: IceBlue Population: Growing Currency: Groat (£G) Leaders: Jimmy Blue and Michelle Tan

We are people of the northern wastes. We are the dead We fight, drink and carouse

This is the mantra of the Jimmy's named after their legendary warrior rulers, who came from the frozen waters of the norther pole. Unusually there were two, one male on female who are given equal credit for founding the nation. The people treat these two characters as demi-gods peculiar in the respect that the men will call on the female "Michelle" and the women on the male, the original "Jimmy".

Like Jimmy all are blue in colour, the men are thickset, none are over 6' tall but none are under 4' wide. Like her the women are a light tan colour and 7' have a willowy figure.

A right of passage must be undertaken by all that reach their 16th year, that is to drink a pint of "earch" the ancient potent alcohol before fighting two enraged sasquatch's using thiner ceremonial axe. The survivors (98% of this hardy race) then go on to choose thiner first mate. (this ceremony is the main reason for the complete lack of underage pregnancy on the planet).

Only in recent times (lasts 1000) years these warriors have turned the intellect to invention. And so in a short space of time have moved from Saxe to bow to gun to phase rifle and now they are looking to the stars.

Their current rulers (always known as Jimmy and Michelle) are bound to follow the original charter of "peace and love to ours, death to outsiders" although they tend to kill through thiner violently passionate lovemaking. They do not believe in slavery except to the group known as the "taxmen" or "revenue", who they mercilessly work to death.

Their National Animal is the Noble Dragon, a creature they used to go to war on in times passed they are currently developing a preading program to extend the range of this creatures inate ability to travel at faster than light over distances of 1 light year to assist with the space exploration/exploitation program.