Seletarakeledira Hanselijimijile

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Seletarakeledira Hanselijimijile is the current national coach of the Orange-Blues. Due to his temper and the fact that no non-seleken can hope to pronounce his name, he is nicknamed Maniac (or in rejistanian: ojyu'he). His carreer as coach started at a youth team of Sijitalatirikimidateme-Inanakasesyja Ines, he was desperate enough to coach the senior team after Ikaru Syku quitted. He managed to help the seleken team back into the H1SR. However soon, he accepted an offer from the Krytenian Avidia City Football Club. After the national coach Hatime I Ra~e was fired due to shady deals and no one really wanted to take the position due to the unstable political situation, Seletarakeledira Hanselijimijile was brave (or crazy) enough to apply for the job.

He is often seen as karelan abroad, but he would describe himself as friend of Sistenha Jesejil. Due to the long time of karelan oppression, however this tactic was seen extremely takilan and so he needed to employ all kinds of psychological tricks to encourage the forwards to play like forwards instead of like defenders. However due to lacking success, he was sacked during the qualification for World Cup 29.